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Back on topic: you do you. I'll occasionally have a cup of coffee with lunch. I also throw in some chips with the coffee and sandwich.

Years ago, I worked with a sales manager from Australia. He couldn't get over how many people asked if the toilets flushed backwards. He kept a tally of how many times he heard that question. I forgot how many he was up to, but it was probably in the 100s by the time we parted ways. We worked...

Dunkel passed away today. He was 12. Being a Rottweiler mix, I’m glad I got as many years with him as I did. Rottweilers tend to have a 10 year life expectancy. We got two years more than what was expected. Rest in peace Dunkel.

What’s the sexuality when you like men and women but they don’t like you? Bi yourself.

What does a janitor say when he jumps out of the closet? Supplies!

Did you know that dragons don’t explode? But a dino might.

I heard that FedEx and UPS are merging. The new name will be FedUP.

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What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? Iron Man stops the bad guys. Aluminum Man just foils the bad guys plans.

If a drummer comes out of retirement will there be repercussions?

What do you call a guy who lost his right hand? Lefty. Where do you get Lefty a Christmas present? A second hand store.

What do you call Teddy Swims if you cut his arms off? Teddy Sinks.

What do you call a fly when you cut it’s wings off? A walk.

What’s the most depressing thing for a lover to get on Christmas morning? A sweater, instead of a screamer or a moaner.

I feel your pain too. I lost a pup 11 years ago, and I'm afraid I'm gonna lose another soon. Spirit was only 7 when he passed. He had liver cancer. Dunkel, my almost 12 year old Rottweiler, has had a great life, but he's not gonna be around much longer. I'm enjoying every day that we have together.

How do you know if Santa Clause is epileptic? He seizures when you’re sleeping.

Well, if not a hot tub, what about the stripper pole?

We decided we should put a big electric fence around our property. Our neighbor is dead against it.

What rock group has 4 men who don’t sing? Mount Rushmore.