Search results

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthesia. He said, "Go ahead. Knock yourself out."

I feel bad for Bigfoot. Everyone confuses him with Sasquatch, Yeti never complains.

I have a friend who is a tightrope walker. He’s a nice guy, but he’s high strung.

And..... another thread revived from the dead. Although, this isn't the oldest one I've seen.

Since adopting Porter, my girlfriend called him a big lug. Then I started calling him lug nut. Lug Nut Porter. Now to develop a recipe.

An ice cream van spilled its load on the highway this morning. The police have put cones out around the area.

Damn autocorrect... Always messing up my ducking typing.

I use regular snake kegs with the spear removed and a conversion kit that I think I got at Bobby_M's website. (Correct me if I'm wrong Bobby.) I like the fact that I can do pressure transfers. And, I can steam sanitize them by putting a couple gallons of water in them, putting them on the...

From my 6 year old nephew: What did the doctor say when he was sorting his mail? "Pills, pills, pills." What did the owner of a pickle company say when he was sorting his mail? "Dills, dills, dills."

No such thing as the 5 second rule when you have a .2 second dog.

I like it. I used to brew a beer named A Christmas (t)Ale. The only problem with your suggestion is that Porter doesn't have a tail. Porter Wagging Nub doesn't work so well.

Today I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word "irony"

As I posted before, I brew a dunkelweizen named Dunkel's Weizen, after my dog named Dunkel. I also had a dog named Roggen, which I brewed a roggenbier named Roggen's Bier. I just got another dog and named him Porter. I'm gonna brew a porter, but I'm not sure what to name it. Any Ideas?

Since Dunkel passed, I’ve been wanting another dog. I adopted one today. Meet Porter:

They shoulda ducked….

An exterminator went out on a call and found his customers standing in a field. He asked why they were there. The customer said, “Well, we have two problems. The first is we have termites.” The exterminator said, “Ok, where’s your house?” The customer said, “That’s the second problem. You were...

I found a great place to hide at work, which makes me a good employee. Good employees are hard to find.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

I read 10 puns to my girlfriend to make her laugh. No pun in ten did.