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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says: "I'll have 5 beers please."

More than $1.5K worth of stolen meat from Walmart found during traffic stop, police say

I kegged my first batch of Lug Nut Porter, I can’t wait for it to be ready. It may be going to the homebrew jamboree in September. We shall see. Dunkel’s Weizen and Roggen’s Bier will be going too. This is Porter, sometimes called Lug Nut.

Porter, sometimes called lug nut. He’s a big lug, according to my girlfriend, and he’s a nut case, according to me. But we love this big goofy dog, no matter what we call him.

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. I'm in the hospital now, still waiting to be seen.

He said, “Mama, I’m Coming Home”, boarded the Crazy Train. And shed No More Tears.

What size pizza are you making? 3 cups of flour for 6 pizzas would tend to make very small pizzas. I use 2 cups for a 14 inch pizza, the size of my cast iron pizza pan. I’ve never tried honey, but that does sound interesting.

For the square cut pizzas, I prefer the inner pieces. It’s easier to eat that with a fork and knife sometimes. I still don’t understand why it’s square though.

Most NY pizzas I’ve had needed to be folded. I do disagree about the OPs ratio of folding versus not folding. It’s the same either way. And some pizzas need a fork and knife. But I don’t understand them.

I saw that at my local Home Deplorable. I wondered how well it cooks. I’m thinking I’ll keep my $100. I use a cast iron pizza pan on my grill.

Porter, the big guy, resting his head on Cooper, the little guy. The little guy bosses the big guy around, and right after taking the picture, Cooper sent Porter off the couch.

When I lived in MA, there was one that drove by my house frequently. I had a long driveway, so I’d definitely be jogging to the street if I wanted ice cream. Too much effort for an expensive little treat.

A man of many words, but I agree.

I also found some fish that washed ashore.

At the beach, I found a crab egg.

Dammit, that song is stuck in my head. But the version in my head is funnier.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it’d be a chicken sedan.

The banana split when the cops came.