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Dear Broken Hydro I currently own about seven of different sorts. sincerely, Still worried i'll break my first one any day now...

My wife and I juiced about 5-7 lbs of strawberries and used them as part of the back sweetener. Turned out absolutely amazing.

Dear Body, Thank you for being kind to me from this weekend. I know the 26 hour shift of work wasn't what you are used to nor was the less than 10 hours sleep total for the whole weekend. Somehow monday came and you were perfectly fine to go back to the normal early morning wake up and daily...

If you are 28 wide then 14" is the max when having them exactly next to each other. However you said you are 19" deep which allows for you to go a slight bit wider on both because you can have one in the back corner and one in the opposite front corner. I don't have my drafting program with...

Not super different than this: http://skeeterpee.com/?page_id=17

Dear Projectors in Classrooms... Please hold on for a while longer... I know you've been running long hours for the last 8-9 years... And your estimated life span was 5 years... I promise I am working towards retiring you from your long and overused life... But could you all stop failing at the...

Or when you realize you need to up your production schedule to fill the flow of bottles coming your way!

The cherry juice has a very high sugar content. fermenting both dry and mixing sounds like it would have a much dryer and require much more backsweetening.

Daniel Carey also has said the cherries are added after primary fermentation and are lagered in secondary.

Does dry yeast last longer too? I thought cells died if not used by the "use by date"

By chance is this the first time you've used a smack pack from Wyeast? I know the fermentation is quite different since the number of active cells tends to be higher than a dried pack.

I am working on kicking a keg right now in my kegerator so I can put mine on tap. When did you add the cherries or cherry concentrate? I did that all in secondary after 1 year in primary. I then let it ride for two months with the lacto infection. I've stopped the fermentation since and its...

One day in there is no way you'd have a pelicle that big. Looks half like starsan bubbles and half like active krausen. Infections usually take a while to take hold (unless you are intentionally infecting for a lambic to speed it up) RDWHAHB is the best advice I can give you. How many...

Dear Fire Alarm, I'm sorry I pissed you off enough to clear out the whole building last night. Sincerely, The effect was totally worth it... Except now no one will ever get to see it...

Dear today, Thank you for not adding anything else to my plate. 4 big events well spaced out at work and one major power outage at home that caused me to have to run home in the middle of the day was quite wonderful. And thank you for the final gift of the band cleaning their equipment off...

I hear you there on the speed of it running out. I've also found it ages really well so I made three large batches in the fall. Something like 7.5 cases worth of skeeter pee in three flavors standing by for the summer now.

Dear dance group, You rented the space for a rehearsal starting at 6... You then proceeded to take the next two hours to bring in your dance floor, have me set a "dance lighting look". All this time I am just sitting here doing nothing waiting for anything to happen... Then all of a sudden you...

Dear neighbor I understand that by some twisted agenda you feel the need to contact the newspaper and get a story published about how our association "isn't" doing its job correctly. However it is by your own laziness that you haven't done what it is you need to do to get the documents you...

Digital Camcorder and Editing system available here. A bit further away than useful around Chicago from where you are. But available still. To add to the things you should say: "Real beer is supposed to taste like piss water. That's to keep people from drinking all my beer."