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It always annoys me (unnecessarily) when Americans misuse the word pantomime thinking it means a mime. I don't even need to be drunk for that thought though. oops!

A sexy pic of your cousin, please.

"One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces" OK, I've only heard it once, and it was in a song........However, it just seems overtly aggressive to me, so I wish people wouldn't use it.

Dear F key, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Take that you bastard!! Sincerely, The space bar

Thanks guys!! Mucho kudos to Austin for trawling through my ramblings and making some sort of sense from it! He's a wonderful guy, and not at all like a sexually ambiguous Brazilian carnival queen.....I'm not entirely sure why I expected that he would be, but anyway, he's not. Much more kudos to...

Dear thread, You went down quicker than a drunken cheerleader on Suck a Dick day. Sincerely, The thread police

Not a fan of YOLO, but frankly, if someone said "Carpe Diem" to me, I would want to put their face in a blender just as much as I would with YOLO guy.

Actually, yes. I do have a cousin that I would call a CILF. Hold on, I have two of them! Come to think on it, I don't have to be too drunk either.

****s must have telepathic properties. Otherwise, my brain would not be able to see them right now.

That's 10 minutes of my life I won't get back. What a load of bollocks. Trevor sounds like a total ******.

I've never heard that phrase before. I don't get it.

Twin that with "With all due respect" Of course, that means they are about to disrespect you. With all due respect, you are a total bell end. I'm not surprised your wife left you, I bet your skin would do the same if it could.

Dear company for whom I work, Remember Tuesday, when I called in sick? Yeah.....Suckers!!! Sincerely, Man of stronger intestinal fortitude than I was letting on.

Dear Car Keys, Heads up! I leave for work in an hour. Please make yourselves available just for once in your miserable lives and stop hiding exactly where I left you. Sincerely, Disorganized.

I've only seen her in the TV ad. It seems I was dead right about her bewbage. :)

Dear Junk, What's the deal!? You fall out of my undies most of the day, and I embarrass myself trying to put you back in......Then....When I go for a pee, I can't find the undies hole to get you out!! Sincerely, Problematic undies guy.

Dear Toe, You didn't see that ottoman coming? Seriously? Sincerely, Ouch.

Who knows! It does look like an interesting new dimension for the show though. Some urban area and a little science would break it away from pure survival mode. I enjoyed the CDC episode in the first season, and I hope this tangent continues in that vein.

I only ever look above us in moments of fantasy. I simply look down the table and wonder how far we will fall. Being a supporter of a smaller club is all about relishing the brief periods of success. ;)

Kinda OT, but my lot are currently 2nd in the EPL. I just had to mention this as it won't last long, and I have nobody around who wants to hear it. :mad: You know how that feels guys. Carry on. :)