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  1. Jacob_Marley

    I saw this on the magazine rack at the grocery store today

    "Put Your BREW in Breads, Desserts & More" ... ? What is this? Ladies Home Journal? Next issue ... Low Cellulite Brewing: Beer That Won't Go Right To Your Thighs Be Aware! Favorite Beer Styles Of The Cheating Man How A Hot Sparge Is Good For Your Skin Enhancing Head Retention After 50
  2. Jacob_Marley

    Selfie Stick?

    (sorry, maybe 'too much information' in that last post? <ahem>)
  3. Jacob_Marley

    Selfie Stick?

    My selfie stick has an applause track that automatically plays when extended.
  4. Jacob_Marley

    Beer Pairing for Girl Scout Cookies

    Found this link while browsing the web today ... What an idea ... Something for everyone. Baby Shower? ... Bridge Party? ... Valentines Day Beer Tasting? ... yer kid's birthday? ... ahhh, yer daughters Girl Scout Cookie Sales? (!) ... Here's a link to Beer and Girl Scout Cookie pairing ideas...
  5. Jacob_Marley

    Selfie Stick?

    That's what that thing is for? ... taking selfies?? Shucks ... I got one as a gift and assumed it was for my golf bag. I've been using it when I put one in the water hazard.
  6. Jacob_Marley

    Funny Things Billy-Klubb Should Say About Beer in Public

    I'm going to blame Monty Python for it ... watched Meaning of Life a couple days ago and it just came out when I started writing. Some kind of residual silliness hangover. Sketch humor I guess (if you can picture it as such).
  7. Jacob_Marley

    Funny Things Billy-Klubb Should Say About Beer in Public

    " ... besides the regulation of the brewing of beer, the Reinheitsgebot German Purity Law of 1516 originally included strict regulation of the manner in which a young man could lose his virginity. Known as the &#8220;JungerMann Purity Edict&#8221;, it was required that a young man could only...
  8. Jacob_Marley

    New Joke thread. Let's keep it reasonable

    Yankel Goldstein is in his 80s but still gainfully employed as a ribbon salesman. For years he has been trying to make a ribbon sale to Macy's New York. Finally, the somewhat anti-semetic buyer at Macy's agrees to a sale ... "Goldstein", he says, "I'm finally going to give you some business"...
  9. Jacob_Marley

    Used mowers

  10. Jacob_Marley

    Funny Things Billy-Klubb Should Say About Beer in Public

    "I use beer to rinse after shampooing ... Ooooo, I just love the shine it gives my hair"
  11. Jacob_Marley

    Anyone else like cold dark walks in winter?

    Ok, back to the topic of the thread. Can you go on a "cold dark walk in winter" to pick up some ******s for your pizza oven? Arrrgh ... nevermind.
  12. Jacob_Marley

    Anyone else like cold dark walks in winter?

    I'll have you know, my bundle of ******s for use in my pizza oven has two G's. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/******_%28unit%29 EDIT: Oh for cryin out loud! Here ... http://tinyurl.com/3w4qkys
  13. Jacob_Marley

    Anyone else like cold dark walks in winter?

    Just to clarify, here is what we were going to burn in the oven and NO ... NOT the peasant ... just the bundle. And just for the record, the painting is from the mid 1800's and is titled "The ****** Gatherers". <Oooo ... isn't this just dandy fun?>
  14. Jacob_Marley

    Anyone else like cold dark walks in winter?

    now I'm curious. Ok, here goes ... when heating up a brick pizza oven can you burn a bundle of ******s ? Edit: woo-hoo ! ... NO you may NOT burn a bundle of those. Ok so I guess I could just burn some scrap lumber. But how lame would that be? What? use some scrap 2x4's right? Artisinal? ...
  15. Jacob_Marley

    Anyone else like cold dark walks in winter?

    Yep. My favorite weather for a walk is in autumn and overcast with very low dark clouds - clouds actually black on the bottoms - and about 50 to 60 degrees and windy.
  16. Jacob_Marley

    Thrown together maple wine- calculations correct

    Looks like sugars should be about 627 grams in 37.5oz. Maple syrup is pretty much all sucrose and a tiny amount of invert from the sap-boiling process. So ... 627 grams with a gallon final total volume should be around 8.47% ... I'd think the flavor would be at least not bad ... but I wonder...
  17. Jacob_Marley

    I do not care for _ _ _ _ _

    And the answer is just as hollow as the question. When someone asks "How's it going" they are not really requesting an honest response. We are expected to give a reply like "great" or "wonderful" or somesuch ... even if we are absolutely miserable. This used to be tough for me to get my head...
  18. Jacob_Marley

    Do you think this is a big deal?

    That quote really tells the story. What a dirtbag. It's incredibly self-serving for this guy to be bringing God into it. Maybe he can also bring politics into it for his next soundbite, or reference militant islamic fundamentalism, or pitchforking babies. The sleaze factor is way high here...
  19. Jacob_Marley

    I do not care for _ _ _ _ _

    The city Building Department and their henchmen; the Inspektors unt Ordonnanz offiziers.
  20. Jacob_Marley

    Drinking Games

    The Cambodian beer drinking game "Spin the Chicken Head". Also saw a video of it being played in China as well using a "lazy susan" tray in the middle of the table to spin the chicken head as in Spin the Bottle. Big hit at the next barbecue? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cNPgCWTOGw
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