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I sat by my grandfathers hospital bed and let him tell me about the war, his friends growing up and all the places he visited via aircraft carrier. Then I went home and drank beer.

My dude! What's up? Totally gotta tell you about this new vegan dish I made, but I'm about to clock out for lunch.. have an appointment to double dip the derpface. You know how it is.

I gave up brewing, gave all my equipment to @psylocide who turned around and sold it to fund his addiction to collecting used lip gloss. Otherwise yeah, I'd probably make an APA this weekend.

Me: "I'm a homebrewer." Them: "Why are you in my house?"

evenin' gents

to derpy! edit: I'm vegan.

I had lettuce and a glass of water for lunch.

You want to see the real me? So be it...

I'm sorry. I should've told you sooner.

I'm vegan.

Guys. I have really important news..

I usually just carry a car door with me so I can roll down the window when it gets hot, but I must've left it in my other pants this morning.

Cool, cool.

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

My coffee tastes like leftover spaghetti.