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“That’s not a debate! You are merely contradicting me!”

“…..and then, at 5:28 pm eastern time, the ‘beer’ became self aware, and started learning at a geometric rate…”

Synchronized Narwhals. Very nice! "Hope you find your Dad, Buddy"

Running into stationary objects can be painful, according to a recent pole.

I am almost embarrassed at how much I laughed at this.

Winter is Walnuts are coming.

“Who’s your daddy?” [shoot. The Smiths (movie) clip as a gif wouldn’t load. Joke aborted. Time for a beer]

Interesting term, “falls to reason”. I have heard, “stands to reason”, but imagine any leg-related similarity might therefore be appropriate. “Hops to reason”, “skips to reason”, “jumps to reason”? You made me question my staunch adherence to “standing”. I’ll stop now.

The Grocery’s *WHAT*?

Great Name for a Blues band.

My then 13 yr old blonde daughter told me that joke, framed as a brunette jumping up and down on the train train tracks when a blonde comes by and starts jumping and saying 13 13 13 then the brunette hops off as a train goes by, stepping back up and jumping, saying 14 14 14. I was so proud.

Yes yes, very bad. But what about the bittering hops? [edit: have i mentioned how much i hate typing on a tennsy weensy phone virtual keyboard?]

And the "huge" 17 inch flat screen strapped on the back -- they missed that. Ah, those were the days.

Krispy Kreme reported that it's online ordering was briefly hacked recently. Apparently their cyber security had a few holes.

Always. You know us.

But less of the "water up to the garage" pictures, if you can.