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When the work is good but not perfect, either, "good enough for gov't work" or "can't see it from my house".

I've grown to ignore my wife's poor taste in tv. Real Housewives and the like. But to hell with all of you who's wives appreciate archer. Mine doesn't get it and it makes me sad. She also doesn't give me chit about watching How It's Made on repeat either. I can't hardly stand the crap tv as...

Consult tomorrow. 2 kids and don't want more. Love the ones I've got but 2 is enough for us. Wife is totally on board. I'd prefer to just get it done in one visit vs consult+surgery. Wasting my time.

Everyday. I try to hit it right after the cleaning staff has been through. It is not b/c it's paid time but I'm fairly regular. And to hell with door knob rattlers.

Around here, the twp hires an inspection company and the inspection on our geothermal install was a joke. Inspector missed several violations that I fixed later. Spent less than two minutes glancing at the work. I tore down drywall in the basement (prior to refinishing) to find wires twisted...

The way I see it is that there are many types of individuals in the world. Some people are simply more inclined towards being handy and some not so much. I do as much as I can generally, plumbing, electric, a little carpentry, etc. Although, with two young ones now, the last few projects...

I'm sweating more than a virgin in a pecker patch.

Giada is too toothy/oversized mouth for my taste. Reminds me of the oral b flip top head commercial

Dear swmbo, Why are you so against a projector in the basement we are finishing. Its the perfect light controlled space for it and bigger is better. I don't ask for much, please stop fighting me on it. Though I do appreciate the 65" tv compromise, 100" would be awesome. Sincerely, Trust me for...

Dear bicycle subdebatethread, There is a debate forum on this site. As amusing /sarc/ as this tit for tat crap is, lets move on. Sincerely, A simpleton otherwise enjoying this thread

Clear as mud.

My go to Pandora station.

So my most infuriating little petunia (as one of the other supervisors calls them) came in asking for xmas off. We are required to staff the office 365 days a year with a minimum 2 people (4 person team). I allow folk to choose which 5 pf the 10 fed holidays they would like to work at the...

In the car, she's driving and our 2.5 yr old in back. I see a car with headlight out and smack her leg. She says "nice thing to be teaching your son". I look back and raise my hand and say "sometimes you gotta flex your pimp hand son". Not a winner

Thanks for covering it. I thought about units when starting the topic but got lazy with phone typing. Generally getting lazy about most things.

Had a guy from africa working with us one summer. Strange dude who would quote whole speeches by Winston Churchill. Guys I work with told him to ask the ladies in the break room what it meant to "spank your monkey". Priceless

Once shot the gap when taking a middle of the night piss with a semirection. Nothing like wet drawers to wake you up in a hurry.

http://img09.deviantart.net/9235/i/2015/121/b/d/goat_sitting_on_a_toilet_by_ragnarjungellvictor-d2rkluf.jpg If its good enough for a goat...

Most of the time, it's just eye rolls. Sometimes though...you strike a nerve. We started dating in college. Back then i was doing nothing but drinking, weight training, and occasionally studying. She is a petit woman all around. We were laying in bed nekkid and I said "I think I have more...

To preface, we have 2 boys (2.5 and 9 mo). Needless to say, private time has not been as frequent as before. Last night, she says she got a news update (read spam mail from a news outlet) about a new female libido enhancement pill being approved by FDA. I quickly responded "they taking orders...