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  1. Evan!

    Plumpkin Ale

    I had to look up "blumpkin" in the urban dictionary, and that is ****ed up. Maybe it's just me, but I like to completely separate feces and sex. The smell of my turds would, more likely than not, turn my raging to flaccid in a matter of seconds. But again, maybe that's just me...I know that...
  2. Evan!

    Brewpastor's Coldroom Build

    That looks nice, pastorman. Someday I'm going to do this. Not on this house, but when we go looking for our next one, that will be something I'll have in mind...space for that thing!
  3. Evan!

    Gotta Be A Better Way of Getting DME Into a Flask...

    Pyrex/borosilicate might be able to take the stress now, but every time you do it, you put stress on it... And if you put boiling wort into a cool flask too many times, and you're going to be sorry...:cross: But hey, it's your flask...:D
  4. Evan!

    I need a beer that is BLACK and drinkable

    4oz btl is $10.50, which will add 16srm to a 5 gallon batch...or so the product description at NB says.
  5. Evan!

    I need a beer that is BLACK and drinkable

    No joke, huh? The only place that I could find that carries it online right now is brewmasterswarehouse, btw.
  6. Evan!

    I need a beer that is BLACK and drinkable

    Sinamar is a great way to darken up a beer without adding flavor. I'd say brew a low-hopped blonde ale (2-row, aromatic) and add Sinamar in order to get the darkness you want.
  7. Evan!

    Glass thermometer broke in wort.

    For the same reason that they don't sell knives with warning labels saying "don't stab people in the eye with this knife!" It's pretty much a given. Glass is breakable. In any case, either you can do like I did and spend a bunch of cash on multiple sh*tty thermometers over time, or you can...
  8. Evan!

    Ahh, Friday.

    As if 10 weren't enough :p Actually I was gonna go up to the LHBS tomorrow morning and pick up a couple more BB's. I don't need approval, and I don't have to obey her. :D
  9. Evan!

    Ahh, Friday.

    No, he's 8.5 weeks. I brewed 20 gallons a couple weeks after he was born! Believe me, it's not the kiddo. It's the fact that I currently have 4 of my fermenters tied up with long-term sour/funky beers, 2 of them with 10 gallons of lagering helles bock, and I have like 6 kegs on top of that that...
  10. Evan!

    Moon landing faked!!!

    I love it even more when people take it seriously. Fail-icious!
  11. Evan!

    Ahh, Friday.

    I really really wanna brew! Not sure what this weekend has in store to be honest with ya. We have friends coming in from Georgia to stay with us Saturday and Sunday, then Monday I'm supposed to get together with some friends here to drink and play bocce and cook good food. We're putting a couple...
  12. Evan!

    This is why I hate Facebook......

    hehe, the guy next office over has that as his status. Mainly just to f*ck with all his GOP friends. As far as that statement goes...I dunno...no, nobody should die because they can't afford health care, but I'd like to see how many people die today because of that. Hospitals are required to...
  13. Evan!

    the oozinator

    Hey, gotta get those little kids ready for their careers in gay ******* porn.
  14. Evan!

    Thermapen...I said...Thermpen.

    Oh yeah? I run with twelve gangs, and we only commit hate crimes. Whatever - I do what I want!
  15. Evan!

    Thermapen...I said...Thermpen.

    Yeah, and if I had to do that all over again, I'd have bought the rigid wand (that's what she said) from Williams Brewing. Much more effective, because the stone sits on the bottom of the vessel, meaning it has to travel through more wort to get to the surface, which means more oxygen is...
  16. Evan!

    Thermapen...I said...Thermpen.

    Uh, yeah, but you don't need to buy a tank/regulator setup. Just get the oxygenation wand & knob regulator from williamsbrewing and then buy those little $5 red disposable oxygen tanks from Lowes/HD.
  17. Evan!

    Thermapen...I said...Thermpen.

    These JellyBellies are MAKIN ME THIRSTY!
  18. Evan!

    Thermapen...I said...Thermpen.

    You need oxygen? For what? yeah, I'm a true convert to the Type-K. I think my next probe purchase is going to a probe for my smoker. :rockin:
  19. Evan!

    Thermapen...I said...Thermpen.

    Don't spend the $$ on a thermapen, then! You know you can buy a type-K probe from them that is the same exact probe that the thermapen uses? I just got mine recently. Is is badass. So, I have the 39" waterproof PTFE/FEP wire probe (133-372-T) for my mash, and the penetration probe (113-159) for...
  20. Evan!

    Song stuck in my head!

    I'm listening to Velvet Underground's 'Loaded' right now. I think O! Sweet Nuthin is going to be stuck in my poor head. Oh, and in case someone wanted to have the most head-sticking song stuck in their head, here you go: 40K2S0-5Xo0 You're welcome. :D
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