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Ha! I saw that and had to buy it for my daughter!

I’m making a pain killer this afternoon in honor of the direction this thread has turned!

My wife volunteers in the kids ministry at our church and works with the special needs children. There is a boy with autism, he’s around 6 I think, and he is afraid of the dark. The other kids were turning the lights on and off and he yelled, “turn on those f&$king lights!” She said it was...

Back “in the day” I knew a guy that measured driving time in beers. How far is the dock? Oh, about 2 beers.

When I first bought my travel trailer I was backing into a spot in the campground, my wife was giving directions like a blind mime and I was about ready to drive home...a lady next to our spot came over and said she was a truck driver and would back in for me...embarrassing moment! (I told my...

Would this be considered “dry butting”?

You get those too?

I know for a fact I pay more taxes, insurance and registration (I make a lot more $ and have nicer cars and trucks) than the dude in the pick up who hit me while I was riding my bike. Dude nearly killed me. So yeah, I “paid” for more of that road then he did. I hear that BS argument all...

Or if you do DO that, remember what beer you were making if a starter is involved. I made a starter and then knew I couldn’t brew for several months so I crashed it and then poured into a mason jar which was put in the fridge. Many months later I was stuck wonder what strange yeast was...

I have most of my small equipment in a Tupperware which I store in the basement. along with grains, my kegerator, ferm chamber, etc. I keep my burner, kettle, chiller, etc in the garage. I brew just outside my back garage door. Taking equipment up and down is easy but hauling 5G of...

They are great when it comes to service.

Plan a brew on July 4th. Make your starter, get things ready, and then get lazy and decide you don’t want to do a damn thing all day. Don’t do that. (Have to admit being lazy was good for the soul though!).

I remember “back in the day” I had the smallest Nokia phone any of my friends ever saw. I was the cool kid on the block. Now...! Hell, I’ve had TVs smaller than some of these phones!

I love “small lettuce” with a little seasoning and broiled in the oven!

I was in line at a car wash last week and the car in front of me had a bumper sticker: “My other car is a mash tun” I wondered if he was a home brewer or a pro!

When you're sitting in the Home Depot parking lot and see a guy loading a mini fridge and you want to ask him if he's a home brewer!

I love to sit on my deck under a big umbrella during the rain. A good book or something streaming on the computer, a cigar and a good drink...I’m a happy guy!

They need a strong union to stand up for their rights! It’s just plan wrong to say no whacking willy while at work, damnit! I mean come on...who amongst us doesn’t play free willy while at work!?

Red solo cup...I drink you up...! Red cup all the way!!