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I've heard that 77 can collapse his lungs/ribcage and fit under doorways or other extremely small spaces. Pics seem so support this hypothesis.

In!

Pfffffft. Dude went out and bought that ****. I made beer from grains and water and herbs. What now?

Well, that covers the vials then. Hope you like that 'Gose' I'm sending though.

I just keep brewing until my beer output can keep up with or exceed my intake. No planning as to styles, that kind of happens organically.

"Not sure why he sent me a picture of Abe Lincoln, but great box otherwise!"

I didn't ask you to personalize it for yourself... just a simple yes or no would suffice.

I have a QOTD... if you're sending a box of beers to a female, do you include dick pics? Kind of at an impasse here.

Yep. :D

Lunchbier

Just pulled a 'limp shake' on this dude. Poor bastard. That's what you get for dropping in unannounced and trying to sell me **** on a Tuesday. Texans, amirite?

And they lied.

Is @WesleyS still alive?

How are you not calling this the "Force Lightning Round?"

I don't know if that will be enough.

Hey guise, I'm out of beer too. .... Guise?

Lol, wut? Sure, I was being a tad facetious, but didn't say anything like that.

Needs more flames.