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The global warming scare was a hole in the ozone layer or Y2K would kill us all

I have no idea. That's why it's there

This threads been dead for awhile but I had a great one today. Went rite-aid today with the boy to get a birthday card for wife tomorrow. While checking out the cashier informed me copper is a great conductor of electricity. She seemed a few beers short of a six-pack.

When you look forward to this weekend more than others because your beer should be ready now

That was crazy. Why did the ref feel he needed a knife then good ol' fashion medieval justice. Have something to look forward to next year

One of the greatest moments in television history was the exchange between her and joe Namath

See that every time. Looks fine to me

Gustoffson

Nitro

When your SWMBO friend asks your 4 year old what he's getting your wife for her birthday and he says nothing my dad made her beer

Hokkaido

Sometimes ill brew her coffee with a tin of skoal. Boy howdy is that a lark. Even better if she's hung over

Pine cone

You could watch scrambled porn. It was a little fuzzy but got the job done for a 14 year old.

The voicemail message on my phone was a play on the song "laid" by James and one night a teenager called by accident and heard it and for a month or two I got a lot of random teens calling my phone and if I answered they would ask to call back so they could hear it. It was pretty funny actually...

Next time you're around an attractive woman fart in your hand then stick it her face. The lady's love it. Then when you're in bed together for the first time just ask "do you wanna do it?" Works like a charm

I'm probably the last generation to know what those are. The internets really got going when I was in high school. I do miss not being bombarded with ads and other useless stuff looking for info

We had one of those that would beep before zap and our dog learned that quickly and is now terrified of beeping. So now if the oven gets turned on she bolts outside for 3 hours. We got home one night and the smoke detector battery was getting low and started beeping and she tore the honky Tonk...

When you tell the wife if you brew your pale ale this weekend it'll be ready by your birthday. An hour later your at the LHBS :rockin: