If water were beer and I was a drunk I'd swim to the bottom and never come up,
but water's not beer and I'm not a drunk,
so let's all brew some beer and we'll all get messed up.
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Primary #1:Ed's Apfelwein
Primary #2:
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Secondary #1:Strawberry Lager
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Bottled:
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Consuming: Pabst Blue Ribbon (Yay College!)