Brounds,
Really, we're not trying to be unhelpful - we're just trying to help you in a different way. The guides written for building these setups are designed for people to have a certain level of requisite knowledge, or to get someone involved who does.
Since you're living in an...
Brounds, I will offer a bit of unsolicited advice:
The brew setup that Kal has outlined through the years with the Electric Brewery work WONDERS. However, I cannot stress this enough - DO NOT SHORTCUT your testing. It took me almost 3 months of fiddling just to make sure all of my kettles...
I live in Litchfield and have just really started to take the plunge into this little addiction - I'd love some people in my area that I can meet up with/chat/learn from!