I made a video tutorial on how to get free beer. A parody of the old movie Strange Brew. It's 3 minutes 45 seconds long and pretty mindless. Here is the link. If that doesn't work you can search for. rickybrickflic on youtube. Grab a brew and enjoy the flick.
Where I live Gold mining is the primary industry and the ground water here is full of metals and minerals. I use a reverse osmosis filtration system to filter my drinking water. It removes just about everything in the water. My guess is it probably leaves the water approximately like distilled...