Drunk guy decides he wants to eat some p%%%Y . He finds a prostitute. They go to the motel and he starts eating away . Gets something in his mouth . he pulls it out and it is a pea . He thinks " wow what a kinky girl " tosses it over his shoulder and goes back to eating .
Gets something else in...
16 year old girl goes out on first date. comes home . mom asks her how her date went .
girl " great momma . i am in love "
Mom " you do not know what love is "
Girl " yes I do my boyfriend told me "
Mom" What did that little punk tell you ?"
Girl " he told me love was when you suck on a guys...
I have forgotten to close the valve on my fermentation and bottling buckets several times . What a sticky mess on the kitchen floor . also forgot to empty out that chiller and dropped it in the boil to sanitize . Pumped out some water into my wort . did not harm anything .