I feel I should point out my last post was explaining my thought process and I was in no way claiming to know anything about anything! I appreciate all the help though. Definitely waiting longer next time :D
I had it in primary for about 4 weeks.
I figured (wrongly, apparently...) the problem had to do with all the sediment in each bottle. Nucleationb points? If I pour it out softly and quickly, leaving all the sediment in the bottle, the beer is completely fine and doesn't gush. if I wait a few...
So this was my first brew!!
I made the mistake of being seduced by saving time. Bottled directly from primary, and disturbed a lot of stuff off the bottom when I did that.
When I crack each bottle I have about 3-4 seconds to softly pour out all the beer in one shot or it gushes all over the...