Just a few I've heard recently..
Me: Do you have any IPAs?
Bartender: What's that?
Me: India Pale Ale
Her: Never heard of it is it dark?
and at a casino going back to get the same ipa i got earlier but from a different bartender
"I haven't bartended in 3 years and I've never heard...
Lazy Eye Brewing Co.
As a kid I was constantly bullied for having a lazy eye. So now I've embraced it and I think it makes a great name for my homebrew.