"The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer." --Arnold Bennett (1867-1931)
Our Lager, Which Art in Barrels,
Hallowed be thy Drink.
I will be drunk, at home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us of our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill upon us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangerovers.
For thine is the Beer. The Bitter and The Lager.
Forever and ever, Barmen.