Oh, that's good. Those clever Germans. Some friends once tried laying our glasses on the side because the bartender was not very interested in us and way too interested in the hottie at the end of the bar. He noticed that the glasses were empty becasue they were on their side, but generally...
Back in the day, a Buffalo bar called Mulligan's Brick Bar (it had a brick floor) there were some drunken idiots doing the bottle smack thing to each other. They used to sell Rolling Rock or O.V. by the case (in those dinky 7-oz bottles), so the general thought was that when you had 24 of them...
Hey Desert,
I had an old girlfriend like that. I wouldn't shop with her unless the store had one of those "guy chairs" that I could lounge on while she endlessly paraded new outfits in front of me (and thank God she didn't ask if she looked fat in any of them, because she was fat in all of...