This isn't the first time 'beer' has been made with yeast from somebody's hoo-ha. I recall seeing something similar probably five or six years ago.
The problem with this is that 'human yeast' is any of a number of Candida strains, whereas 'beer yeast is (usually) one of the 'Saccharomyces'...
An interesting surprise: I noticed that today marks 5 years since I joined HBT.
I think I made a wise move when I bought the 'Lifetime' membership. I've saved some money at this point. Woo hoo
Belgian Specialty Ale - All-Grain Recipe Kit
SWMBO loves Belgians. Sadly, I'm Irish.
Despite that, she loves me; that makes me the luckiest SOB on the face of the Earth.
You're not in Japan, are you?
Not quite the 'teenager' thing, but close: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/24889337/ns/world_news-weird_news/t/homeless-woman-lived-mans-closet-year/
"Form Follows Function". This is the golden rule in engineering design: Things look the way they do because they work better than other designs.
I don't see labels in any of your layouts. I have no idea what any of the buttons or displays actually do.
I would suggest, however, that you...
There's no "P" in "Binghamton".
"Downstate" is generally -- and let me stress generally -- considered anything south of the line drawn from the Connecticut/Massachusetts border straight through to the New York/Pennsylvania border. It makes for almost a single continuous line.
The US Census...
I don't think anybody calls Buffalo 'Downstate'. "Western New York" is the accepted and preferred term. It's about as far as one can get from "Downstate" and still be within New York's borders.
People have been making beer for thousands of years.
None of our ancestors had access to fancy things like 'sanitation' or 'clean water' or even had any idea what this "yeast" stuff is.
You'll be fine. Your beer will be fine, too.
Wash your equipment. Use star-san or other sanitizer while...