Another SLCitizen! Cheers!
I had the same problem when I started growing my hops. I ended up going with her suggestion of a double helix. Each pole is a 10' x 2" electrical conduit (with 2 feet buried) skewered with 24" threaded rod with eye bolts on the ends every 9" or so, rotating...
I have mixed beers to "improve" the quality of a failed batch. I had brewed a batch of cherry chocolate stout, using cherries from the local farmers market, but it turned out wicked sour and never really carbed in the bottle.
I ended up brewing an identical batch minus the cherries, opened...