Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
ashamed. Then look into the glass and think about the workers
in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't
drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams
would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that
I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than selfish
and worry about my liver."
--by Jack Handy