I enjoy beer that I can taste.
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I punch people in the face
I am gonna get so drunk that people around me will become genuinely concerned for my wellbeing.
I am gonna get so drunk that animals that live in the sewers will die from alcohol poisoning when I urinate.
I am gonna drink so much that brewers panic by the sudden loss of beer and they start pulling so much water out of the ocean to replenish their supply that the pull the moon has on the ocean is thrown off and the moon goes drifting off into space and the earth drifts into the sun.