Recent content by AKchill

Growing up in a bush village, we never had good beer. So when I went to college in Minnesota, I didn't know that there were different classes of beer. Until I drank Lost Lake. That putrid walleye-piss of a beer was so bad that the three of us ACTUALLY DIDN'T FINISH A 30 PACK! We all had the...

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I'm missing myh ex tongiht. She's a crazy bipolar bitcy, but i love her. **** it. I love russian iperial stout.

My cousin, who isn't drunk yet, is going to pick up my new girlfriend from her friends's house for me. I love him like a brother now. Hopefully, with any luck, I'll at least get a good rubdown...:ban:

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Micauley Caulkin stayed at the Neverland Ranch.

How can you tell when Michael Jackson is having a party? All the tricycles parked in the yard.

Did you guys know that he actually died of food poisoning? He was eating 8 year old wieners and 12 year old nuts.

Threw a bachelors party, the groom to be got tossed out of the strip club because he jumped on stage. Went to another strip club with hotter girls, and proceeded to stimulate the economy.

Round' the Wheel - String Cheese Incident

maybe you are

water coffee ibuprofin

bachelor party hangover.

no i'm not

I'm sexy. I'm a scholar. People like me.

Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill.