I found this so good in French, I decided to translate it (did my best, even though I'm bilingual):
Ten good reasons to prefer beer to women (according to men)
Note: In the original version, there were 69. We decided to keep the least misogynist.
1. You can consume (handle) two beers at a time, no problem.
2. A beer is never jealous of another one.
3. A blonde beer is never false (fake).
4. No tongue problems with foreign beers.
5. Even drunk, there's no problem picking (choosing) a beer.
6. A beer doesn't spend it's time on the phone.
7. Any beer can pose for a magazine.
8. You can cancel a night out without having to warn a (the) beer.
9. You can share a beer between friends.
10. Finally, a beer won't give you a bad look when reading this...
