What Kind of Toilet Seat You Got?

I got wood ones. Had the cushion ones. Sounded like a good idea. Cushy for my tooshie.

Junk. They split all up and when you sit on them, the split closes and kinda pinches your butt. Or you're sitting on the razor sharp plastic edges of the split. It's the opposite of comfort. It's discomfort.

So now I got wood ones. No splinters though. Sanded down real nice and shellacked. Brass hardware to boot. Uptown.

 

Florida here. I have TV and my keezer outside by the pool. The side yard gets most of my business. I feel it's the most environmentally friendly way, but my wife isn't so keen on it. Meh.

 

Chuckled when I read 'the side yard gets most of my business.' I can relate. Outside at night, right around the garage is the area that receives my business. Or, in the back by the wood pile.

 

I have actually mounted a rain gutter to the fence behind the shed and plumbed it to the neighbors yard. He can't understand why no grass grows there.

 

not a good question to ask other guys. we don't really want to invite you to our bathrooms

 

Obviously we don't need no stinken' bathroom.

 

Sounds like a good idea, until you realize that urine and absorbent foam don't go well together, LOL!

 

A dozen votes. Not even counting my own. Your post says no, but your tapping foot says yes, yes, yes.