What kind of brewer are you?

Choice 1: The grizzly man


Choice 2: The hipster


Choice 3: The witty old guy


Choice 4: The overweight couch potato


Choice 5: The beer nerd

 

I chose Witty Old Guy, but only because there wasn't an option for "Most Interesting Man in the World."

 

#5 I suppose, since BAMF wasn't an option either.

 

Im a cross between 4 & 5 - Slightly over weight but still good lookin' and a true nerd at heart.

Had to go with 5.

 

I'm 2/3 beer nerd, 1/6 grizzly man... And I hate to say it 1/6 hipster..

 

I am proud to be a grizzled beer nerd!

 

Nothing to be ashamed of brotha. Being a 1/6 hipster simply means that you not a sheeple.. Which is a good thing IMO.

 

I guess the MacGyver brewer would be in the #5 catagory as well.

 

Grizzled old man. I brew to drink and I like to drink.

 

Haha I misread the OP and thought you were calling the grizzlie man a hipster. I though, "wow, I'm apparently hip!"

Looking forward to being a witty old man in the near future.

 

The witty old guy (without the witty part.)

 

All but old and hipster... Although I do like a pbr every now and again.

 

Witty geezer.

Now if hipster meant that I've listen to Jack Kerouac reading because Stan Getz is playing the sax, like hipster used to mean, then I have a little hipster in me.

 

The most common kind, the "Extremely fit and attractive brewer" was left off AGAIN!

WTF guys?

We are too self critical as a group.

 

I left this option off because we all know such a type doesn't exist in this hobby.

 

Just realized that there was an actual poll... +1 for grizzly... Because ever since I started brewing I am looking for more and more like Hagrid. Coincidence? I think not!

 

Quite a few bearded mountain men in here.

I always wanted to grow a zz-top type beard but SWMBO doesn't like the roughness, especially when clam-digging.

Another question. Is the beard a prerequisite to becoming a brewer or is it typically adopted after becoming one?

 

You look like the guy in the first picture!

 

I checked none of the above because this option wasn't included. I wouldn't say extremely fit, but I'm in good enough shape for myself and my wife.

 

Grizzly coach potato (all around) nerd

 

You left off "Grouch who doesn't understand or care to understand social media."

 

Plus 1 me too. But I voted for beer nerd since that's probably my best trait. Ugh.

 

I'm a grizzly nerd hoping one day I will be a witty old man.

 

only one hipster so far?

Come out of hiding, we all know you are out there in the brewing community!

 

Grizzly

 

All the hipsters have already done their own poll a long time ago, its not cool anymore.

 

I'm calling BS. I'm one handsome mofro.

 

I dunno bro. If the picture in your profile is really you, I may have to add a 7th choice.

 

Naw Gyver is a cross between 3 and 5.

I'm in other since I don't fit any category.

 

I dunno future old witty beer nerd dude I guess. Marathons are too fun to be a couch potato and a rockin beard itches like hell.

Comment on hipsters deleted.

 

like I said, I'm one handsome mofro.:rockin:

 

I think I am witty but I am sure wife would tell you different.
















PS she's a hater

 

Dear god that is funny!

 

Oh damn. If women can't brew, and you're a woman, and men rely on your brewing (and winemaking) experience , oh wait I get it ........ OP you need to add another category STAT - diva

 

psssshhh. get back in the kitchen & brew an IIPA!

 

got the looks of the grizzly man but the knowledge of the witty old guy-a perfect package.

 

I tried to do grizzly a few years back. I just ended up being "slovenly".

 

so write a book and change the interwebs!!!!!!!

I have faith in you!!!

Oh wait, women can't write. Dammit, you were so close!!

 

grizzly adams did have a beard. that is the category that i fall under. not very well groomed and have trouble matching clothes, especially pairs of socks. i will, however, turn those grains into beer whilst slapping the smug off a parsley-pants hipster-douche.
:rockin: