Things You Can Only Say To Another Brewer.

Hello, I sent these in text messages to a fellow brew friend and could never say them to anyone other than a fellow brewer, we were laughing so hard we could hardly text each other.

Wanna check out my boil? :smack:

Have you seen my hop sack?

Dose my wort look ok?

Please have fun adding your sayings to this thread.

Cheers to everyone that brews !

 

Wanna come help me rack my blonde?

 

That's some great head retention.

Hey, does this look infected?

 

Has is stopped bubbling?

 

Stop by after work if you still want to top crop off of my krausen, it's about 6 inches, and looks ready to give up some creamy goodness from the top of that head. I'll pop out the bung and let you have at it.

Oh...BTW....bring your own jar, mine are all full.

 

Hahaha. I laughed good and hard at this one

 

Does this look infected?

Wanna see my yeast bank?

 

Would you cool this off for me? I don't want my sack to get too hot!

 

90 minutes is up. I'm going to pull my bag out now.

 

It's clean. You can stick it in.

Mine's hard wood, but your shiny one looks nice too.

How's my mouth feel?

 

Hey Beavis, ah huh huh bung hole ah huh huh huh huh

 

Nice head

 

Time to rack that one off. Gimme a hand?

 

Picked up 10 lbs of crystal 60....

chillin on my throne

 

Grab my paddle and mash it as hard as you can.

 

I can taste some off flavors from that yeast.

 

dude come here and sniff my air lock

 

I love it

 

grab that paddle, and stir my mash till all the lumps are gone

 

I stuck a blowoff tube in the carboy's bung. It's OK, I sanitized it first.

 

Oh no!!!! I pushed too hard on the bung and it slipped all the way inside!!!!

 

"Does my bung smell funky?"

 

• I really like it when you dry hop...
• That's some great liquid extract!
• Help me chill my wort.
• That hot break was amazing!
• Immersion or counterflow?

 

my wife is bringing a big bag of juicey yeast over, stick your slant in her pouch, dig out what you want and send her over to Jerry's house so he can get some of that nice yeast also.

 

I think I just died!!! Lol, well played

 

Oh crap!!! I gotta go drain trub out of my bottom dump...

 

It's not a brew day unless I break out "that's what she said" a dozen times at least.

I frequently ask my mash how it likes to be paddled.

Me: next I'm doing a Belgian blonde.
Wife: you wish.

Wife: do you like the porter
Me: no, but the maid was nice.

I'll probably be single soon.

 

"Hand me the keg lube, I need to prep my o-rings..."

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^^^^Love it

 

Hehehe. This is great.

Roger

 

I'm tired of hamerrin bungs into my bung hole!...

 

For those of you that have wife's that help you brew, never say this to her!

Honey ! the bung hole is to tight, get me the keg lube so I can work it in. :smack:

Cheers

 

Uh,dude? Isn't that a good thing?

 

It smells like rhino farts down in the basement and my SWMBO is pissed.

 

It wasn't me!!

 

Smell my airlock ! it has a floral aroma.

Cheers

 

For the BIAB'er it would be "hold this while I go squeeze my bag", or if you aren't the bag squeezing type it might be a variant of "stop squeezing my bag so much"....whichever philosophy you buy into - not that theres anything wrong with that

 

tastes a little yeasty

Dropped that one on some people in medical field. Apparently that's not a good image?

 

NO! Time to wash that thing...

 

Hand me the paddle will ya?