Things a Homebrewer Thinks

"The lawn can go one more week. I'm gonna brew on Saturday."

 

Lawn done,crusher arrived,car being delivered,bottles cleaned...even some German Wernesgruner bottles. Now if midwest would've shipped,I'd be brewing my Berliner Weisse on big brew day Saturday.

 

I just paid almost $8 for a pint at Farmhouse in Chicago. I could have brewed 5 gallons for just a few times that...

 

At work the other day I saw this big guy and was thinking dam I could mill a lot of grains with that SOB

 

And you took a photo. The wheels are a turnin

 

Lol yea I had to share with people that would understand lol

 

"Oh man, I gotta take a dump, and this one's gonna take awhile. Better take the phone and catch up on HBT."

This post sent from my Android smartphone while sitting on the crapper.

 

haaa. I just pulled my phone out on the poo kettle and this is the first post I read.

 

"I hope this red light takes long enough for me to finish this post on HBT."

 

"What in the world can I use this cool little empty White Labs yeast vial for? There's gotta be something!"

Just finished brewing; any suggestions? Skipping work was never so much fun!

 

There's one in my front yard, come and get it, I'm not that ambitious!

 

I'm working through this one still...

 

Lol you could set your watch by my morning bathroom visit. It is the same thing everyday, out of bed at seven, grab the iPAD and straight to the crapper and get my daily HBT fix!

 

I look at NBC.com first,Then go to HBT,& while that's booting,hit the head.

 

Used my empty white labs tube to get heady topper dregs. Helllllo conan

 

How can I use this random item in my brewing. (Looking at 100 items at a rummage sale)

 

How many settle jars of washed yeast will fill these white labs vials?....

 

Speaking of yeast.

Looking in fridge at a bunch of unlabeled jars of yeast and thinking I'll just smell them and try to remember what they are.

 

I should wash out these bottles. Even though I am 1500 miles from home and would have to pack them in my carry on luggage.

 

And remove the labels.

 

I've brought empty bombers back with me in checked luggage. Couldn't bring myself to throw them away.

 

I feel like I'm breaking some law, or moral code if I throw any away!

pb

 

Yep, no matter how long I am gone SWMBO sees me packing up saved bottles.

 

Sweet I'm not the only one that brings back bottles from trips lol

 

" its not bad to drink a beer with breakfast if its an oatmeal stout right?"

 

As long as it's an Irish breakfast...

 

Six months worth of beer designs, no system to brew on.

Makes sense, right?

 

I was designing recipes for almost 2 years before I was able to get a 3gal BIAB system... So I know your pain.

 

Having a great time talking on the phone to your 24 year old son about which recipes you are each going to brew over the weekend and getting into in-depth yeast discussions

 

Why do some people not like to hear about homebrewing? Am I... Boring?

 

I should open a brewery???

 

+10!!!

 

This morning while standing in the open door to my garage, checking the gravity on my wort with the refractometer, the Google Earth car drove by capturing my street. My first thought: "You know you're a homebrewer when the photo of your house on Google earth shows you in the garage brewing."

 

Dude, that's stardom! PM me your address, if you don't mind; I gotta check that out!

 

I think it takes a while before they upload the picture.

 

If/when you see it up, I'd like to check it out.

 

Ha ha ha ha. Yes.

 

Somtimes, you just have to let 'em go. I know it's hard. But letting go is the first step to bottle rcovery. To regards of what darkrebel said.

 

What other stuff can I ferment?

 

Might as well buy everything I could possibly ever want before internet tax kicks in...