The perfect gift for SWMBO?

I was flipping through one of the random catalogs that show up in our mailbox the other day and this caught my eye. Not my SWMBO's style, but we had a good chuckle over it.

http://acornonline.com/she-who-must-be-obeyed-long-sleeve-tshirt/p/14053/

 

Dude, your letting the secret out about what that means...just sayin.

 

you're. Just sayin

 

ty....a little too much brew will do that....LMAO

 

Because you can't figure it out with google?

 

I love it! Time to order one.

 

I'd rather see one that says "sammich maker"

 

I can't believe nobody's posted a picture of a dildo or a sex swing yet... just sayin'

 

Probably already has the dildo so no need for the swing.

 

I never really thought about it like that but I can say that one can most definitely compliment the other if both are utilized in the appropriate manner at the appropriate time. I've got my eye on a nice rotating table too btw, just sayin'... you gotta keep things interesting imo.

PS - the only reason I haven't pulled the trigger on that table yet is because we really don't have room for it and I haven't quite figured out how to disguise it as a coffee table yet.

 

Hmm is it cushy? Might make a nice ottoman

 

Nope, already thought of that... too big.

 

Damn might have to build a wood cover for it something that just drops right over the top and covers it all.

 

Well, it's not really hard to sell as long as you've got a good pitch for the hole in the middle and the whole instability thing I guess... I'm just still trying to figure the pitch, never was much of a salesman.