The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

It’s been a day or two.

 

Are you a regular Pricasso?

 

Don't think he remembers ...

 

Winter in New England. Mid January. Mid 60's. WTF? Finished brewing the Moose Drool and Tallywhacker Light. Time to work on the Xmas Decoration-ecotmy with a Josh Weikert Cream Ale I guess.

 

Just drove by a lake and people were out skating and ice fishing on what looked like a big puddle. Not a good idea

 

They were on the ice at Delaney this morning as well.
Lovely day, but one step off the driveway and my boots sunk an inch.
Entire property is saturated with melt. No yard work today...

 

I always liked The Whiskey Shivers

 

Natural selection.

 

I did a web surf thing I saw on the news the other day. If I were the rescuers I would have entered the swamp with baseball bats looking for this elderly guy going into chest high ice water. Then I saw $20k bird....


https://www.wcvb.com/article/falcon...bird-after-facloner-fell-through-ice/30481454

 

20K for a budgie that won't stay home? Woof!

 

Clean up the kitties in ya yahd

 

Do you guys have that accent? Who’s most guilty of not enunciating “r”?

 

Not everyone in The Commonwealth sound like the characters in Good Will Hunting, son.

I grew up in Central Mass, went to college in Denver, lived for a few years on the Olympic Peninsula, before working my way back home. I confuse the hell out of people trying to pin down where I'm "from". It's fun

 

What accent?

 

Worst Boston accents evah, and they ah from heah. It f’in embarrassing. Trying so hahd to sound like they ah from heah they sound like they had sticks up theyah asses.

 

Hey it’s not just about the r... down state NYers don’t pronounce r on the end of many words. We also add those unused Rs to other words. Lucky for me I learned about that when I was “upstate” for a summer music program, and it came in handy when I went to college in Nebraska and was able to assimilate.

 

To my ear just south of Boston is the worst. South shore between Boston and the Cape.

 

Some of us don't have accents, but maybe that's 'cause we aint really massholes. (born in LA, later youth in Detroit, ('cept when was sent south to boarding school)).

Am an islandah now though, last 40 years anyway, I'm mashed in, outside in a gale, as I write this, and I haven't been off cape for over 3 years.

 

My mom grew up a block away from the L Street Tavern. I'll slip back into it if I'm not careful. People normally get rid of it after local schooling. Kind of thinking of it, my teachers had some of the worse accents growing up.

 

I have to agree with @bluemoose , Medfud seems the worst. I'm in Western MA and there is no accent here. But I'm originally from East TN and had to lose *THAT* accent when I worked as an RA in the international dorm in Chapel Hill for years. People have *NO* friggin clue where I'm from. Not even me.

 

Jeebus H Christmas, lmao at "How do you get that close a shave on your face"

But, see, there again, Hoppy, this is what happens when your education is television and movies. And RedZone.
Sad...

 

My education eh? I was asking if you guys sound like that...there was no statement.

 

"Who’s most guilty of not enunciating “r”?" clearly presumes someone here must be an r-dropper...

 

Give the guy a break. You gotta get like almost a thousand on your SAT’s to get into the University of Oregon. And tuition? You don’t even wanna know about the tuition.

 

Hoppy? At Oregon? Hahahahahaha!

 

The lettah' ah is pronounced as if there were no ah in it ...

 

What he^^^^^^ said.

 

So, does Cora get </> one year suspension?

 

I bet its more than that

 

Two years easy.We need a new manager.

 

Call Farrell. He's doing nothing but lobstering.

 

I guess the only question is if the Human Weathervane is going to preemptively fire him.

 

I’m shocked by the whole thing

 

That's like the pot calling the kettle Pete Carroll

 

So if Alex Cora gets a lifetime ban from MLB does that exclude him from a spot on Belichick’s staff?

Cape wanted me to ask.

 

(Yawn)

 

I think Cora’s ban simply means that, if he went there, he would be kicked out of Castle Island...

... or am I thinking of someone else?

 

Lot of good floundah' fishin' off that island ... just sayin'

 

Brian is amusing himself by flashing the laser on my crotch for the f’ing cat. F’ing moron.

However the cat and I are “In a Relationship”