Tequila Christmas Cake

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
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Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again to be sure

it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At

this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn

off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the

beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and

strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of bugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to

beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe

counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!! BINGLE JELLS!!!!!!!!!!

 

Lol well done. A variant of a favorite recipe of mine.

 

what the hell is a drewscriver?

 

Why do you want two broken leggs in your cake?

 

My favorite way to cook!

 

You ever have one of those nights where you're cooking and drinking (in my case - a huge bottle of yellowtail from costco... by myself). I was up til like 2AM baking stuff. I made chocolate covered strawberries, cornbread, premixed pancake mix, all sorts of stuff. I didn't remember clearly making some of the items, but they were delicious! I woke up the next morning and the kitchen was sparking clean!

 

LMFAO... my favorite way to cook.. :rockin:

.... altho it's probablly bad to be tore up with a gas stove.. and it's usually hard to replicate.. but yeah.. always good eats..

 

i have much different experiences when it comes to cooking. let's just say i wake up in horror of what i might find in the kitchen.