Stupidest Song Lyrics EVER!

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REmember Groovy Grubworm.

 

Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

Load up on guns
Bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's overboard, self assured
Oh no I know, a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, how low [x3]
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

Hey, yay

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift, I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low [x3]
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

Hey, yay

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello, hello, hello, how low [x3]
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido

A denial, A denial, A denial, A denial, A denial
A denial, A denial, A denial, A denial.

 

She thinks my tractor's sexy.


How can you go wrong with that??

 

In a separate but related realm, yesterday I was paying attention to 21 Pilots lyrics and noticed they were censoring out the word "Bullet". Since when did that happen?

 

Probably about the same time all the classic rock stations I listen to started censoring the bad words from ZZ Top, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller, etc. It's annoying.

It's straight up Bshizzle, knowI'msayn!

 

How about a lil 38 Special? Rockin' in to the night, Rockin' into the night.

 

The Police

Do do do do, da, da, da, da, that's all I want to say to you.

 

Meanwhile, I turn on a rap station, and half of it is censored out. Why do the radio stations even try?

 

No

 

Yup pretty nonsensical for all the hype, but not too many words rhyme with mosquito.

 

You can close this thread now. 'The look' by Roxette.

One, two, three, four walking like a man
Hitting like a hammer
She's a juvenile scam
Never was a quitter
Tasty like a raindrop
She's got the look
Heavenly bound
Cause heaven's got a number
When she's spinning me around
Kissing is a color
Her loving is a wild dog
She's got the look
She's got the look (She's got the look) She's got the look (She's got the look)
What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue
When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you
And I go la la la la la she's got the look
Fire in the ice
Naked to the t-bone
Is a lover's disguise
Banging on the head drum
Shaking like a mad bull
She's got the look
Swaying to the band
Moving like a hammer
She's a miracle man
Loving is the ocean
Kissing is the wet sand
She's got the look

For the record, I'm swedish. But in our defense, we do have some pretty effing excellent music also.

 

And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

A classic but even The Beatles admitted the lyrics are rubbish.

 

Anything by Will.i.Am or Kanye West.

 

Any song off the "Flood" album by They Might be Giants. Pretty ridiculous but such a great album.

Also Paul Simon "Graceland" is full of dumb lyrics but another great album.

 

It goes back to 69 or 70 I think I was about 11, It don't say much I believe it says I am a Grubworm!