Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

I hate to agree with you...

 

Feels good to be right for once though doesn't it?

Just imagine... that's how I feel all the time.

 

I'm gonna go buy a 5g conical and brew a SMaSH just to piss off Hoppy and Cape.

Actually, I'll brew a SHaME (single hop and malt extract). That'll show ya...

 

Make sure it's stainless.

 

OMG!! You will!??

 

If Bill Belichick brewed a SMaSH, it would be a world champion.

 

Weak

 

.... certainly win a Ninkasi, that's fo' sho'

 

Lets shift back to that commercial (that I hope I never see actually broadcasted).

I think it would be much more compelling for me to buy if Tom was getting a ride back from picking up his Beautyrest Black mattress driven by a naked Matthew McConaughey smoking a spliff in his Lincoln Navigator with Ellen Degeneres straddling it steady on the roof of the Nav.

I'd buy all that sh!t including Matt's stash.

 

Hollllllld the phone... You're now tellin me the NFL tried to falsify a major report (now on CTE and brain injuries) because it would benefit them???

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????

But.... But.... INTEGRITY!?!?

 

Hey, my boss committed fraud, so why should I get in trouble for insider trading?!

I learned as a child that arguing "but he did it too!" is not a valid defense.

 

And you're stupid

 

What.... the fcku.... are you talking about?

 

That made so little sense I thought moto posted it...

 

Please. You all have been defending NE's integrity by attacking the commissioner/league's integrity for so long that you don't even know why you're doing it anymore.

 

You mad bro?

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Soooooo... The Pats are to blame for the NFL being super shady about head injuries???

WTF are you talking about???

 

Oh hold on, hold on.... I just took a quick on-line course in Jackazz so I think I can translate some of this...

So you're saying, basically, that just because the NFL has now been blamed by the US freakin' Govt for trying to falsify a significant study, that, in no way, means that the Pats could even possibly be less guilty.

Gottttttttt it.

Riiiiiiiiight.

So if you got arrested for possession of cocaine because a bag of cocaine, just happened to fall out of your pocket during a traffic stop... and you swore up and down that the drugs were planted by the cop... and you went to prison.

And then... six months later, a US Federal prosecutor brings charges against that same cop for falsifying evidence in another case.... Nope, you're still guilty. The two have nothing to do with each other.

Right.

You need to run to the store and buy another box of Clown Flakes since you obviously gobbled the first box up completely for breakfast this morning.

 

You ghey bro? ...not that there's anything wrong with that

 

You are downright retarded...not that there's anything wrong with that

 

That's from Family Guy over the weekend. Almost lost it when that came up.

 

What does any of this have to do with that creepy-ass Brady commercial?

 

What creepy-ass commercial? There is no such creepy-ass commercial. Doesn't exist. Nothing to see there.

 

Not much arguing this list

 

Nope... Looks perfect

 

Whadda ya think, Pats number 32 on that list?

 

Is there a 33?

 

Too cliché

 

Julio Jones needs a real team or he will be another Calvin Johnson

 

So?

 

Systemic culture of cheating right there. I would suggest a 4 game suspension for Harbaugh.
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2016/...ns-for-violating-offseason-workout-rules.html

 

almost football, right?

 

Not for Brady...

 

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I'm guessing it was Cape...

 

Whatever narc

 

Typical New England fan

 

You make that sound pejorative.

Don't feel so sad that nobody anywhere ever talks about the Eggles about anything other than "Epic Suckage".

And take cheer that - improbable as it seems - it could even be worse...

Cheers! ("No Dairy" should play well in "The Land Of Nothing Much More Than Cows" )