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Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Discussion in 'Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling' started by Cape Brewing, Aug 14, 2009.

 

  1. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    We should give him the benefit of the doubt though... if there is one thing we have learned in pro sports, when an athlete says they didn't take a PED, they definitely didn't.
     
  2. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    like Giselle doesn't have HGH pills on auto ship already. C'mon, she's married to the best/worst cheater in sports.
     
  3. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    LOL! Manning has HGH shipped to his house and now Brady is guilty of doping? Thanks for proving my point!

    Your butthurt is sooooooooo strong... just like the rest.
     
  4. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    You honestly don't think Brady takes HGH? Be honest....
     
  5. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    No I don't...

    And really??? NOW we're going to go with the "everyone does it" argument?
     
  6. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    Not at all...going with the "if anyone does it; it's Tom Brady because he has a well documented history of cheating" argument.
     
  7. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    (Eyeroll)

    He didn't video tape anyone and anyone who thinks Deflategate is anything more than a total pile of bullshti..,. is an absolute effin moron.

    Sorry... forgot who I was talking to
     
  8. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
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  9. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    so you honestly think Brady had nothing to do with those footballs being underinflated? Serious? I mean I know you have to convince yourself of that to remain as a blindly loyal fan. But as a reasonable person? LOL what a joke.
     
  10. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016

    No... because I don't believe they were actually intentionally deflated. There is now an entire course you can take at the univ of New Hampshire that goes through all of the physics of it and proves the weather could have easily explained the "out of range" balls if they had originally been properly inflated.

    What I honestly believe.,,, Is that Brady is a total diva and if he didn't get the balls inflated exactly the way he wanted, he lost his shti on the equip guy. So the guy always kept them on the low end of the scale. Those balls were on the low end of the scale in the warm locker room and when they got cold and wet... they fell out of range.... EXACTLY how three of four of the fckuing Colts' balls were "under-deflated".

    I think this grand conspiracy around Brady sneaking around and giving guys orders to sneak into bathrooms and all that is total bullshti.
     
  11. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
  12. GenIke

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    Thanks for posting. Did these "scientists" score free tickets or what?
     
  13. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    Sure
     
  14. day_trippr

    We live in interesting times...

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    Thank goodness that ZombieCape thing is totally ovah...

    Cheers! :drunk:
     
  15. AZ_IPA

    PKU  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    I'm still sleeping with one eye open...
     
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  16. bluemoose

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
  17. wobrien

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    Stickum
     
  18. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    Jerry Rice style...
     
  19. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016

    Poking the bear... reported.
     
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  20. motobrewer

    I'm no atheist scientist, but...

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    dolphins!? DOLPHINS!?
     
  21. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    He SOOO fckued up I'm actually starting to like this guy....


    (Da fuq?? Link refuse to work)

    "Johnny Manziel parties in Vegas in wig and fake mustache" was the headline.
     
  22. finsfan

    Well-Known Member  

  23. finsfan

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    #johnnyvegas
     
  24. wobrien

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Jan 5, 2016

    #billyvegas
     
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  25. finsfan

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    touche
     
  26. wobrien

    Well-Known Member

  27. Darwin18

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    I'm waiting for him to blame affluenza.
     
  28. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    I can't believe none of his teammates have taken him out behind the practice facility and beat him.
     
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  29. TheDudeLebowski

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    @NotJohnnyFootball
     
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  30. finsfan

    Well-Known Member  

  31. DesertBrew

    Dirty blonde  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    I'd kind of like to see it be the Rams from a historical perspective but I'll bet on the Chargers. Raider fans would probably burn down Oakland if it happened again.
     
  32. finsfan

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    Haha Oakland fans crack me up. Solid point about the Rams. It would be interesting to see how the city welcomed them back. They are obviously starving for a team but there might still be some animosity.
     
  33. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
  34. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
  35. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    So... I know Peyton Manning taking PEDs isn't remotely like "taking PEDs" the way possibly knowing air might have been taken out of a football is like "taking PEDs".... but for those of you keeping score at home...

    Charles Sly is caught on an undercover camera boasting about sending HGH to all of these players... and then recants saying "oh... ehhh. That was all a lie. I was lying!".

    But now.... turns out the players he named were clients of the firm he is a part owner of.

    Hmmmm. Now what is more believable... The guy randomly lied and made up an elaborate story about sending PEDs to a bunch of athletes while being caught on an under cover camera... orrrrrrr. Guy realizes he's fckued and tries to lie and recant the entire story since he and his company is probably in some legal trouble.... or at the very least... their clients are about to get sidewise fisted in the poopers?


    Hmmmmmmm
     
  36. AZ_IPA

    PKU  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    You don't even understand #cameragate, bro.
     
  37. wobrien

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    Dudes name is Sly. Has anyone even confirmed he's a real person?
     
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  38. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    He's a ginger, so no.

    Patriots fans are so insecure...why is that? It's really annoying.
     
  39. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016
    I dunno... In his youtube video shttting his pants trying to recant the story, he says his name is "Charles Sly".

    He's probably lying about that too right
     
  40. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Jan 5, 2016

    so lazy
     
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