Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

You'll get the assist on the stat sheet.

 

Is that what the colts' banner guy is putting on the new banner for the Jets? When's the hanging ceremony and parade?

 

Pats - 22 carries. 63 yards. 2.9 avg.
Jets - 27 carries. 147 yards. 5.3 avg.

Pathetic. How desperate to you have to be to give Stephen Jackson carries? What's next, rolling Cory Dillon out?

 

^^^ relevant post ^^^

 

Kiss the ring bitches

 

Do you honestly want to start rolling out stats?

Tell me you really want to do this.

 

Let's start with NFL Championships per team!

 

Still cant touch '72 dolphins. Stats.

 

Can't count the stats or championships that happened before you were born, assholes.

 

No one cares. Really.

 

Please.

 

This is a 5+ year and counting thread, I am not even mad.

 

It was another dominant Jets' win. Sure.

 

Who has the most since you were born, Hoppy?

 

Hmmm

 

They outplayed the Pats in every facet of the game yesterday including the coin toss. Dominant.

 

No one but a Jets fan would puff out his chest for winning a coin toss.

 

Technically, the Pats won it.

 

Not that it matters or validates you in any way but I was born in '76. You figure it out...probably the 9ers

 

Your face is woeful

 

^^^Relevant fact!

 

Will Denver even make the playoffs?

 

@ johnsand

Channeling my inner Cape...

You are a stupid Noob and don't know jack about football. Hoppy's mom has a better understanding of the nuisances of football than you do and while you probably give a better Happy Ending she at least swallows.

Oh, and I hope you find a totally awesome parking spot at work tomorrow and the coffee shop gets your order perfect.

 

Or they can still get home field throughout... What a weird scenario.

 

Lifelong Dolphins fan here (and now long suffering fan, but next year!!). I've always hated the Jets. Then this year. I admire the Jets, even dare I say find them likeable this year (though honestly with the fins dive I haven't paid close attention, can you blame me?). Like HC Bowles (wish we kept him, not the failure Philbin we hired instead), really like QB Fitzpatrick (he seems like a well liked guy by his team like a Pennington, tough like an Elway at the end, and all around good guy). And then the Jets add that win yesterday. Ok, Pats are highly injured, so what, next man up. And oh Bellicheat creates what, loss #2 this year? Oh, love it! Just love it!! Can't wait until Brady retires.

 

You must be lost

 

And a total jackazz.

 

^^^^^^
Fact.

It'd be like me saying I'm somehow proud of or entertained by the Washington team, or the Eagles, less so the Giants. I don't pick on the handicapped.

I am not, because they all suck and should die in separate but equally severe fires.

 

(speechless)

 

Exciting game tonight! Thought it was going to be a laugher after the first quarter.

 

I think even PTN could roll his ass out there and make a better kick than that

 

Hey, there's plenty of room here on the Jets' bandwagon. Hop on.

 

You've brought the level of ADHD on this thread to a whole new level.

 

It's pure genius is what is. Completely agree with everything he said about Bowles, QB Fitzpatrick, and Belicheat. Come on aboard the Jets' hype train!

 

Crackhead love is a strange love

 

Is this the Wild Card Express nonstop to Oneanddoneville?

 

ISO: coach/GM

 

They should hire the gang from Paddy's Pub