Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Spin what? The o-line gave up six sacks today. If you re-watch the last play, highly entertaining btw, everyone except the center stays in their stance even after the defensive players have gone by them.

 

Where are all the Pats fans?!! I want to hear all of your excuses.

 

Too many injuries, meaningless game, advanced Belicheckian mind games, blah blah blah. Not looking too invincible. Nope, not at all.

 

Read my previous comment. No one takes the Jets seriously.

 

Maybe, I don't know, maaaaaybe the Patriots should have today?

 

Better for the Pats to have the Jets win.

 

Jets still suck

 

Better for the entire universe, yes. Pittsburgh is a terrible place filled with terrible people.

 

If you guys have any questions about my fantasy football championship, I'd be happy to answer them. One at a time, please. No pushing.

 

Wow 38-8....Arizona looks really, really good.

 

They do. Scary good.

Let's see if they can blow the Super Bowl, again.

 

They must be really horny.

 

This guy...

 

Sh!tshow in Seattle

 

Russell Wilson needs to run more.

 

So it's been quite the day. The Pack got raped, the undefeated thing is history....

...and Hoppy suddenly went all quiet.

That pleases me

Didn't see the Pats-Jets game, saw Star Wars instead. Looking at the game summary that seems like the solid choice now...

Cheers!

 

I think Darwin summed it up nicely already... Pats had a dozen starters on the sidelines and the Jets beat them in overtime, in a meaningless game.

Jets fans can enjoy jizzing all over their own chests for a couple of days and then watch that team get promptly swept from the playoffs... assuming they don't blow it next week (which is a huge assumption).

 

Suddenly went all quiet? He posted three minutes before you did...

 

I want gifs of Seahawks scaring the Rams punter. Please and thank you.

 

And he's back. I miss the old new cape.

 

Heres a vine:

http://thebiglead.com/2015/12/27/rams-punter-johnny-hekker-hits-cliff-avril-ducks-retaliation/

 

Honestly, not looking forward to Rexy in Buffalo next week.

 

Has anyone completed the wheel of parity yet?

 

Thanks. He's like the white guy in office space listening to rap in his car until he sees a black guy. Hahaha.

 

I don't blame you, I wouldn't have a lot of confidence in the Jets either

 

Everyone in Office Space is white.

Good news guys. I won my league which means I'm $600 richer than you peasants. Suck it, losers.

 

At least the Jets can get the coin toss right.

That and.........

THEY BEAT THE PATRIOTS TODAY.

 

Should be able to "slay" 3 poon with that, eh?

 

A smart person would have figured out I was writing when Hoppy posted his sad take on his 9 and 6 team.

Then there's you...

Cheers!

[edit] Not exactly happy about the Pats, but given how the teams that actually count did, I'm ok with the day...

 

It took you 3 minutes to write that drivel?

 

Lol for a retard you think rather highly of your own contributions...

Cheers

 

**** YOU McCARTHY!!!!

 

Why so uppity, bro?

Oh, that's right. Lost to the Jets. Lol.

 

Even the Eagles beat the jets

 

the Cardinals beat up my Packers, but gave me 40 fantasy points

 

Nobody cares about fantasy football

 

They also beat the Pats.

 

I was saving that. Although, it's not a real good time to brag about the Eagles.

 

But at least they're better than the patriots.