Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Hey Cape
I triple dog dare you to regrow a set and threaten to take out the entire Tap Room.

 

I enjoyed my Christmas holiday with my family today. I hope others did as well.

 

So sad. Alive yet dead.

 

The trail of tears goes through philly tonight. Send those redskins back where they belong.

 

Whoa to soon

 

You need a reservation for that

 

You can always get tix from a scalper

 

Good grief, these must be the two worst-coached teams in the NFL...

 

Heyoooo

 

I get it: this is actually an NFL Films Football Follies clip show...

 

Whatever. Letting them win the NFC east is like letting them own casinos and live in South Dakota...

 

Uh-oh. According to al-Qaeda, Peyton manning used HGH...

http://m.nydailynews.com/sports/football/peyton-manning-banned-ped-documentary-article-1.2477773

 

and others,,,,,,,,

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It would be a shame if a legacy such as Peyton Manning's was tarnished by something like this

 

Peyton was "Generally Aware" of Osama Bin Laden.

 

Another hilarious injury for the Pats. Their training staff is the worst in the NFL. Steroids time

 

Brady still can't throw a ball over 15 yards. He's terrible

 

I don't get many Patriots games on my set and I must say they are a damn fraud. Resorting to trick plays against the Jets. Lol

 

Yup. The flea flicker into reverse combo reeks of desperation.

 

They're bored and toying with the Jets.

 

BREAKING: Happy Gilmore named in the Al Jazeera report. Had HGH shipped to this relative as part of the coverup
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Seems legit

 

Hoppy trying to be funny? WTF? SWMBO give you slay-age for Christmas?

 

Anyone who uses "SWMBO" should be beheaded.

 

With a butter knife

 

Executed then banned

 

Ahahahahahahaha. Cointossgate

 

Patriots win coin toss and kick it off in overtime. I think their coach is broke

 

I've never seen a worse coached game in my life. This is the guy you try to compare with Bill Walsh? Give me a freakin break

 

I hope the Patriots play better next week.

 

Queue the excuses from the pats wagon. Also, thank you Mr. Harbaugh!

 

Congratulations to the Atlanta Falcons for beating the last remaining unbeaten team.

 

Serious note and not trying to be a dick, but did you see the last play that the Dolphins ran today? Not one person from the offensive line made an effort to block for Tannehill.

 

For every post you make: https://vine.co/v/iquWHpMzQXw

 

All part of the plan. Nobody wants to see the Steelers in the playoffs.

 

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I didnt. Not surprised though.

 

Classy move. I'm sure they'll be checking this thread after they shower up and do their interviews.

 

Not sure who looks better in the first half, Packers or Seahawks?

 

Just watched the play. center snapped it before he should have, wasn't intentional. Cool spin on it though, bro.....

 

Packers have looked like that since September though. No idea how they got ten wins.