Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

If saying such things makes you happy & feel better about yourself, who am I to stop you?

 

bandwagoners always be bandwagonin'

 

I saw Cape on Sunday. He was pretty depressed. You might want to up your game and send him a nice conical. Or flowers, he's very sensitive.

 

I see there are some nice 7 gallon conicals on sale before christmas. They are pretty useful compared to regular fermentors.

 

Only at the Homebrew level. They don't make sense when scaled up to commercial sizes

 

For Cape it's all about the bling.

 

Shouldn't the subtitle of that book be "Healing the Butthurt We Pretty Much Deserved?"

 

I hope Odell Beckham Jr. learns something from his recent suspension. He's an obviously talented player.

 

Should i cut the red wire or the blue one ...

 

And what about the idiots wielding bats pre game talking schit? Real classy....

 

Regardless, none of that adds up to someone deserving a helmet-to-helmet hit like we all saw in that game.

 

Cry me a river. This isnt soccer you wanka

 

It's not like he snuck up behind him and... Wait, isn't that what got cape banned?

 

If nothing else, they had to uphold the suspension if they wanted anyone to continue to believe that they are invested in player safety

 

No one is crying here. I don't know how you thought that.

 

You just keep ignoring the "obnoxious" part of the thread title. It's damn infuriating.

Or you're a mental midget and just can't punch back, which is not your fault.

 

Great, now someone really is crying

 

Poppies .... poppies will make them sleep...

 

I hope everyone has a great holiday season. Merry Christmas and happy New Year

 

same for me

 

Awww...they hurt ODBs fee fees? Have you watched a college or pro game before? Almost every team has a sledge hammer or bat that they bring out during warm ups or out of the tunnel. It's a violent sport played by violent people but let's PC the **** out of it because one person got their fees hurt and acted like a complete asshat on the field.

 

Specifically mentioned a Christian holiday without providing an atheist alternative? Reported.

 

Butt fumble...

 

Joe Philbin and Bill Lazor.

 

People who say "fee fees" should die a horrible, prolonged and painful death.

 

So friggin relevant.

Merry Christmas.

 

The butt fumble isn't that big of a deal. I wouldn't even put in the top 20 of low level moments for this franchise. The shirt-less Tebow on the practice field is way, way more cringe worthy.

 

That and having Fitz be your all time touchdown and yards leader in a single season. Ha.

 

That play was unfortunate for fans of the Jets

 

After a long battle with AIDS

 

The "butt fumble" is rather amusing.

 

Reported. Homophobic. Someone's gonna get a helmet to the head.

 

May Santa bring all non-Patriots fans a first-round playoff loss...

Cheers!

 

You made the homophobic linkage. Reported.

 

Merry Christmas floccers!

 

Well, it's safe to assume someone using the phrase "fee fees" has put themselves in a situation prime for contracting AIDS. No doubt hundreds of times.

 

Still won't be enough to make the playoffs either.

 

Merry Christmas, losers

 

Merry Christmas, Nerd.