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Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Discussion in 'Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling' started by Cape Brewing, Aug 14, 2009.

 

  1. h22lude

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Dec 22, 2015
    I'm with Darwin on this one. It is 100% up to the coaching staff. The first time it happens, it is on the player. The second time it happens, it may still be on the player but now the coach needs to step in. The third time it happens it is all on the coach.

    The coaching staff should have sat him and calmed him down. Eli should have said something to him too. It isn't all on the coach. Obviously the player needs to stop being an idiot but if he is, the coach needs to sit him.

    Though I don't blame OBJ for what he did. Panthers players coming over to him during pre-game with a bat and calling him gay and racial slurs. That is not called for at all. OBJ deserves the suspension but someone on the Panthers needs to get a fine or suspension too.
     
  2. paulthenurse

    Fecal Transplant Super Donor

    Posted Dec 22, 2015
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  3. smurfjuice

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Dec 22, 2015
    Vera nice ... :rockin:
     
  4. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Dec 22, 2015

    In your honest opinion, what are the odds that I watch a video with that icehole in it?
     
  5. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Dec 22, 2015
    Listen, I'm not cool with guys using homophobic slurs. It's uncalled for and, frankly, lazy.

    HOWEVER; their objective was to get in his head. Did he actually think one of the Panthers was going to hit him with the bat? Is Jeff Gillooly now on their practice squad?

    They called him some mean names and were a little menacing toward him, and OBJ lost his ****. And now he's going to have to deal with that, until he proves he can handle it. Every cornerback he goes against is going to call him a little f-word or a q-word or c-word-s-word.

    Because it's getting into his head, it's getting him off his game, and the next time he does something stupid - the refs are going to be watching and ready to toss him. Like a salad.

    He's a p*ssy until he proves he ain't.
     
  6. paulthenurse

    Fecal Transplant Super Donor

    Posted Dec 22, 2015
    It's Christmas. He's wearing a f'ing Christmas hat. Don't be such a f'ing grinch and watch the f'ing video, ya personal feminine hygiene device.
     
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  7. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Dec 22, 2015
    I've watched plenty of videos that feature your mom's icehole; what's the difference?
     
  8. paulthenurse

    Fecal Transplant Super Donor

    Posted Dec 22, 2015

    Not you, you moron. The other moron. The new KOTM, Hoppy.

    Your jealousy of my mom's acting career is kind of sad. If you had only bothered to film all of your trips down to the local steam room you could have been just as big a star as Mom, just with a different audience. An audience you appear to have strong feelings about.
     
  9. wobrien

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Dec 22, 2015

    The bird literally quoted hoppy. But you outed your pornstar mom anyway. Nice.
     
  10. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Dec 22, 2015
    The best acting your mom's ever done, Paulie, is that one time she said she loved you. The one time.
     
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  11. Darwin18

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Dec 22, 2015
    Ouch.
     
  12. paulthenurse

    Fecal Transplant Super Donor

    Posted Dec 22, 2015
    It may only have been one time but that's one more time than yo momma ever said it to you.
     
  13. day_trippr

    We live in interesting times...

    Posted Dec 22, 2015
    Gentlemen, please. Nobody wants to see Masshole on Masshole attacks here.
    Save that for the Masshole thread.

    Instead, go after the easy target: our chummmmmmmmmmmmmm...p in New Jersey!
    He's gotta be pissing his boots with the reality of The Goat Is Coming To Town!

    Cheers! ;)
     
  14. paulthenurse

    Fecal Transplant Super Donor

    Posted Dec 22, 2015

    Uhhh, I guess I really screwed that one up. Sorry Mom.
     
  15. paulthenurse

    Fecal Transplant Super Donor

    Posted Dec 22, 2015

    There are 8,791,894 residents of New Jersey, any one of which could be readily referred to as a chump. You'll have to be a little more specific.
     
  16. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    The Patriots will be playing in the playoffs
     
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  17. paulthenurse

    Fecal Transplant Super Donor

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    And all 8,791,894 residents of New Jersey will watch the Pats dominate and wish they had a chance to have the greatest coach of modern times, Bill B, as the coach for their team...

    Oh. Sorry. Are you guys still smarting over that?
     
  18. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Dec 23, 2015

    booooooooooo!!!!

    Pull your balls out of the cavity. You're not near as talented as the real divas
     
  19. bluemoose

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    Jets play their Super Bowl this Sunday at one. Looks like half the Pats will be out of the game. Pats only win by 75.
     
  20. stratslinger

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    Wow, the Jets are literally signing folks off the street...

    I mean, good on him for making his next opportunity happen, but what has to be going through a GM's head to say "yeah, lemme sign that dude who went on Instagram holding a cardboard sign..."
     
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  21. Darwin18

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    Still better than Steven Jackson.
     
  22. paulthenurse

    Fecal Transplant Super Donor

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    Special team player on the Jets holding a sign saying "Will run routes for food." ain't a bad idea.
    Organizationally they should have one made for Gino saying, "Lost my multimillion dollar a year job cause I stiffed a guy over chump change. Please Help. God Bless. #Willthrowinterceptionsforfood."
     
  23. Darwin18

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    Geno getting clocked was the best thing that's possibly ever happened to this franchise. Geno was exposed as a sad human being and is expendable with how great Fitz has played. I expect Geno will end up on the Eagles next year with Chip's obsession of collecting burnt out Jets QBs. Seriously though, a 9-5 Jets team is way beyond what I expected at the start of the season. They'll get screwed over and miss out on the playoffs but they haven't been the same old shameful Jets I'm used to seeing.
     
  24. bluemoose

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    Good news for the Jets. The Dolphins won't be dashing their playoff hopes this year.
     
  25. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    I told you MONTHS ago that Geno getting knocked out was the best thing that could happen to the franchise - that for much of the time, Fitz wasn't half-bad. He's still going to throw up a couple of massive ****storms at the worst possible times, and will end up getting ridden out of town on a rail, but that's just what you ****ers do.

    The lesson, though, is that I'm a smaht muthar****ah.
     
  26. paulthenurse

    Fecal Transplant Super Donor

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    Relevant point ^^*
     
  27. stratslinger

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    Well, except that last bit ^^^
     
  28. Darwin18

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    You're mixing the teams up dude. It's understandable as both suck. Flip the teams, and you'd be on point.
     
  29. bluemoose

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    Sorry, I don't speak "suck". So hard to remember what it's like having to win a game to get into the playoffs.
     
  30. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    or playing a real schedule...
     
  31. bluemoose

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    Seeing where you live, why don't you just switch to the Panthers? You'd only be a year behind slym2none.
     
  32. wobrien

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    Panthers fans today=patriots fans 10 years ago.

    Don't get too uppity.
     
  33. slym2none

    "Lazy extract brewer."

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    Sportsball can bring out the worst in some people.
     
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  34. finsfan

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    dont try to be cape. Its not a good look for you.
     
  35. slym2none

    "Lazy extract brewer."

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    I am sure looking forward to the upcoming games this week.
     
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  36. finsfan

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    I think I can speak for all of us when I say, dont be a f*ckhead.
     
  37. slym2none

    "Lazy extract brewer."

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    I didn't know you cared.

    It's my form of protest. Until Cape is no longer neutered, I will adopt his style here.

    Don't like it, lump it. Take it to the yard & dump it.
     
  38. finsfan

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    :smack:
     
  39. bluemoose

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Dec 23, 2015

    Hopping on another bandwagon, huh?
     
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  40. finsfan

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Dec 23, 2015
    :mug:
     
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