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Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Discussion in 'Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling' started by Cape Brewing, Aug 14, 2009.

 

  1. stratslinger

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 20, 2015
    Darwin, who've they got left to beat in the regular season that's not beatable without Edleman? Especially now that they've signed another TE - the 4 TE set is coming back and gonna run roughshod over the second half of the season...
     
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  2. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 20, 2015

    Perfect illustration of why it is so awesome being a Pats fan. The above is what we get for trash talk. You're actually trying to talk trash by saying the Pats won't go undefeated... or... have the greatest season in the history of the game.

    Talk about setting the bar kinda high.
     
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  3. Darwin18

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 20, 2015
    There's only a few competitive games left on your schedule.

    - 11/23 - Buffalo. I doubt Rexy can pull it off but that's a competitive game.

    -11/29 - @ Denver. Yeah, I know Peyton is done, but that defense is still very good. And you're playing at Denver which has difficult conditions. This isn't a gimmie game.

    -12/27 - @ NYJ. The Jets had a 4th quarter lead last time they played the Pats in Foxboro. This isn't a pushover game, and it's our Superbowl. Playing in the Meadowlands in late December is not easy.
     
  4. j1laskey

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 20, 2015
    HAHAHHAHA....remember that one time when the Pats were dow in the 4th quarter...yeah that was scary....hahahhahaha
     
  5. Darwin18

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 20, 2015
    Yeah, because I didn't receive PMs from notoriously obnoxious Pats fans before the game about how they didn't like the matchup and then during the game how they were impressed with how the Jets played. Come on now.
     
  6. motobrewer

    I'm no atheist scientist, but...

    Posted Nov 20, 2015
    ohhhh man!!!!! PMGATE!!!!!!
     
  7. Darwin18

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 20, 2015
    I can't wait for my account to get hacked and all my PMs erased. I'm telling you, just watch.
     
  8. TheDudeLebowski

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 20, 2015
    Suck is an all season affair in the Meadowlands. Not just December.
     
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  9. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 21, 2015
  10. day_trippr

    We live in interesting times...

    Posted Nov 22, 2015
    So the Phins get totally Romo'd, while the J-E-T-S are "extremely upset" after yakking up a loss - to the Texans?

    AAAaaand the New England Patriots gain ground without even playing...

    Cheers! (Fantastic! :ban:)
     
  11. GenIke

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    It's always fun to pummel the little brothers of the NFC north. It's even better when the leading receiver does while wearing a hoodie.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    Haven't heard from you in a few weeks.
     
  13. GenIke

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    Or two days.
     
  14. wobrien

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    Where does mark "ragarm" "buttfumble" fvcking Sanchez get the stones to call out Darren sproles for not running the right route? This team fvcking sucks. Demarco Murray goes from the leagues leading rusher to sliding in the middle of the field to avoid a hit?! Are you kidding me? The Eagles lose to the dam dolphins and Bucs at home?! Chip Kelly is a total fraud and can't leave town fast enough. I hope he leaves for USC and takes his five offensive plays with him. And that chickensiht owner doesn't have the balls to fire him. How do you give a guy right out college the GM job after one season of NFL experience??

    This team blows and next they get to ruin thanksgiving. Thanks a lot.

    And I owe finsfan beer because the 6.5 point favorite Eagles couldn't beat the pathetic Dolphins, coached by a roided up tightends coach. AT HOME!
     
  15. bluemoose

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    I love the moment of realization. When what we have been saying all season finally sinks in week 11, and you realize that your team sucks and the Patriots are going to win another Championship.
    Remember when the Jets were 4-1?
     
  16. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    Was that two Ryan Fitzpatrick interceptions that we saw in the last three minutes of the JETS game?

    Pretty sure my prediction was that NY would love Fitzy for... oh, about the first nine or ten weeks or so.

    Of course, the fact that the NY media is already talking about kicking Fitz to the curb for... Geno Friggin' Smith...
     
  17. Darwin18

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    **** this team...I hate them so much....
     
  18. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    I think you're being a little hard on them Darwin. Just think of the great draft pick they're lining themselves up for!
     
  19. wobrien

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    And here I am being forced to root for Darwin's sloppy seconds
     
  20. finsfan

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    This is the only thing the Dolphins will win this year, beer. :D

    At least I can drink till I forget.
     
  21. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 23, 2015

    Classic Philly fan. Doesn't know **** about the game and tells everybody by yelling at them. Lol.
     
  22. wobrien

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    Please, by all means, enlighten me.
     
  23. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    You know the dude in the mirror? Not a 1/4 as smart as Chip Kelly. You can lead the horse to water... Maybe let him have a full year with his own guys? Maybe realize he's won10 games his first two years in the league. Maybe just don't be so epic Philadelphia fan retarded.
     
  24. wobrien

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    So how long do you give a guy who's never won at any level and has gotten progressively worse each year? It's his third season and all the signs are pointing him losing the locker room.

    When did I say I was smarter than chip? You're attacking me instead of the message because it's obvious that it isn't working.

    Leading the horse to water...Kelly blames the players after every loss, it's amazing. It's always about execution. He can't keep blaming the lack of talent when he's the freaking GM. This team is almost all his players.
     
  25. wobrien

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    Not to mention that it's not exactly a bunch of juggernauts he's losing to.
     
  26. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    Chip Kelly probably underestimated how hard it is to keep a locker room full of entitled Prima Donnas with 7th grade level education and millions of dollars.
     
  27. paulthenurse

    Fecal Transplant Super Donor

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    Hey Cape, what's on the menu tonight at the Stadium parking lot? Hoppy goes all highbrow for Sea Hawks games and had this day glow orange cheesey stuff for his nachos. Sometimes he gets really crazy and puts some on a hot dog.

    Pacific NW Haut Cuisine with an espresso.
     
  28. day_trippr

    We live in interesting times...

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    Ugh....All that loser talk from The Usual Suspects is too maudlin for this thread.
    Fortunately, relief is only a few hours away!

    [​IMG]

    Cheers! (Game time can't come soon enough :rockin::rockin::rockin:)
     
  29. GenIke

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    I thought they're moving the Patriots to London?
     
  30. wobrien

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 23, 2015

    I hope they lose and it ruins your night
     
  31. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 23, 2015
    No one knows what you're talking about. Do you?
     
  32. paulthenurse

    Fecal Transplant Super Donor

    Posted Nov 24, 2015
    Pretty touchy there, Sport.
     
  33. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 24, 2015
    I think ptn is having a stroke, you guys
     
  34. motobrewer

    I'm no atheist scientist, but...

    Posted Nov 24, 2015
    For Christ f--king sake daytrippr stop using the word "maudlin".

    I bet the only friends you have are "online friends". Like cape.
     
  35. TheDudeLebowski

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 24, 2015
    Cape isn't real. He's a virus created by TxBrew that went out of control.
     
  36. paulthenurse

    Fecal Transplant Super Donor

    Posted Nov 24, 2015
    I actually know the real Cape and count him among my real friends and even I can't disagree with that. Weird.
     
  37. TheDudeLebowski

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 24, 2015
    I met Cape. He said you were a d*ck.
     
  38. paulthenurse

    Fecal Transplant Super Donor

    Posted Nov 24, 2015
    I am. What's your point?
     
  39. TheDudeLebowski

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 24, 2015
    ^^^ relevant fact.
     
  40. DesertBrew

    Dirty blonde  

    Posted Nov 24, 2015
    Shouldn't you guys be busy biting your fingernails instead of typing?
     
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