Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Unpossible!

Cheers! (Well...unless he's running a crematorium over there )

 

Reported ... Racist

 

That's cute.

 

We'll cheat just as hard to win the Superbowl.

See you soon!

 

Panthers suck

 

cam's a whiney ass b*tch who's getting pretty close to the sun.

panthers will be bounced from round 1.

 

don't flatter yourself...no one can cheat at that level.

 

Hoppy.... shhhhh... Fans of teams with winning records are talking.

 

good job Cape, you've been an integral part of their success. I bet you even cheat on your wife to keep it real.

 

Little Kid Perfectly Sums Up the Cam Newton Dancing Debate

 

I like how people can't complain about Cam Newton's abilities, so they jump on the "over-celebration" bandwagon.

 

Cam Newton sucks.

And is a shtty dancer

 

Panthers fan accusing others of getting on bandwagon..

Irony is at Level Epic

 

I heard that at all Panther home games they hand out pamphlets at the gates that explain how downs work.

 

cam newton's too young to dance like that

 

You must have missed my post earlier. I am a NC native. Adopted the Cats as my team in 1995, their inaugural year.

I guess my only mistake was over-estimating the reading level of some people.

 

This would have been more accurate.

 

You can tell he's new here

 

Bandwagon

 

Cheater.

 

Boring.

What the hell is tonight's suckfest? I don't even know who's playing.

 

wat? there's a Panthers bandwagon?

 

I had to look it up just now.

You don't wanna know...

 

Tonight's game is going to be EPIC.....said no one ever.

 

Seattle isn't the only one. Hard to imagine for you, your bandwagon is so giant it dwarfs them all.

Altho I bet it's getting lonely with all the jumpers.

Exhibit A: cat. And that guy with the Wilson volleyball from castaway as is avatar. So, two exhibits.

 

"Said no one ever"...?

Is it tough being stuck in 2012?

 

Toughest part of 2012 for many of us was the world ending with that Mayan calendar thing. Spooky stuff.

 

Jesus.... Sooooo many shtty teams this year. Does anyone honestly think the Pats aren't rolling to a fifth ring for the GOAT this year??

 

Doubt it. But dont you think the Jags uniforms are the exact same color as hangover pee?

 

Fifth Ring is assumed - and I know that's totally the Prime Directive at Casa Belichick, undefeated season be damned. But it would please me immensely if they could also stuff a bottle of champagne up the ass of every living member of the 1972 Miami Dolphins in the bargain.

Especially that asshat Shula.

I don't know if the Patriots have enough survivors to pull that part off. If they can get past this weekend maybe they get enough warm bodies back from the ER...

Cheers!

 

What was the point of playing football in rather hideous pajamas again?
I must've missed the memo.

The teams playing tonight are the NFL equivalent of "chum".
Fortunately, football fans will be rewarded when - once again - the New England Patriots grace Prime Time on Monday :rockin:

Cheers!

 

Thank god we aren't wasting network TV time on them this week.

 

They don't put arena football on network tv...

 

Yay! We get to see how they cheat to win again...

 

Another one note Charlie, slym?

 

Go with "Cheatriots".... or... "Belicheat". Everyone will be impressed with your wit.

 

Let's call a spade a spade. It's jealousy. The Pats are going far in the playoffs but that undefeated season is over without Edelman.

 

Racist

 

#allsuitsmatter

 

... who should be back for the playoffs no problem.

You should try watching football some day. It's fun.