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Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Discussion in 'Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling' started by Cape Brewing, Aug 14, 2009.

 

  1. Darwin18

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    Sorry, NE's attempt to export it's backup QBs and coordinators on the league has been a massive failure. Mallet is a worse QB than Geno. BY FAR. ****, Geno with a broken jaw has a better mastery of the English language than Ryan Mallet. Nah, we're good. I'd rather have a washed out over-rated Packers backup QB than an over-entitled douche who couldn't beat out Brian Hoyer.
     
  2. paulthenurse

    Fecal Transplant Super Donor

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    If he's selling for more than $15K he's WAY overpriced. Sh!t, you can get Tebow for half that and in a week you can get Geno Smith for $5.26/hr.

    And dental coverage. That's pretty important to Geno Jaws right now.
     
  3. day_trippr

    We live in interesting times...

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    Well, that was an interesting game - in a gigantic bag of suck way.

    So while the Colts sink in the South, Carolina continues to beat teams with losing records.
    In fact their schedule shows they'll only face two teams with positive W/L records this entire season - GB and ATL!
    That's a hella sweet ride if you can get it! :drunk:

    I wonder if the Pack can get their sh!t together and drop an L on the Panthers next Sunday in SC...

    Cheers!
     
  4. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    Holy chit, you fvcks are unbearable
     
  5. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    AFC is god awful
     
  6. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015

    Ooooooo. You nailed the Pats good.
     
  7. Darwin18

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    Keep working that injury report angle. I'm sure something will come out of it.
     
  8. bluemoose

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015

    Remember when Hoppy's team had that cute little run and he was unbearable? I think your team needs to be good to be truly obnoxious, with some notable exceptions.
     
  9. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015

    Keep watching the Jets suck
     
  10. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    LOL... Blaine Gabbert

    C'mon... Now that's something we can alllllll laugh at
     
  11. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    I mean, when you're so terrible that the guys in charge think that Blaine Gabbart gives the team a better chance to win...
     
  12. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    It's like Seattle can now look into a crystal ball and see their future about 12 months from now
     
  13. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    Damn it!!! I said I wasn't going to do it this year... but every time I try to walk away... they pull me back in!!!

    Hotel in Santa Clara officially booked.

    Don't worry everyone, I'll send plenty of pictures this year.

    Yayyyyyyyyyy
     
  14. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    You may like to think that, but I was no where near your level. We act like we've been there...
     
  15. motobrewer

    I'm no atheist scientist, but...

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    haaahahahaaahhhahahhahahahhahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    and there's proof you don't, as if we needed more...
     
  17. TheDudeLebowski

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    Russell Wilson in two years.
     
  18. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    you said that 2 years ago...why are you Pats fans so jealous of Russell Wilson? You're QB is like top 25 all time.
     
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  19. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    The G.O.A.T.?
     
  20. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    He wins this year and he passes Rice as the entire NFL G.O.A.T
     
  21. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    now all you need is a Massachusetts blog to say that the NFL confirmed this and it will true!!
     
  22. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015

    Even you can't be that blinded by butthurt....

    Seriously???

    Really?????

    If he wins another one this year??

    You can say it and I am 100% dead serious on my honor, I'll swear I never heard it until we meet in person and I buy you q bunch of beers... You honestly don't think so??
     
  23. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    I think what he's doing this year is pretty incredible, but fcck him.
     
  24. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    You're a true gentleman and I never heard that. Any other Pats fan that DID hear that is a D-Bag
     
  25. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    Oh... And Russell Wilson is fckuing terrible
     
  26. GenIke

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    [​IMG]

    Interesting how one is benched and the other is a golden boy MVP wannabe....
     
  27. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    the numbers tell about 15% of the story dude...you're worse than a blogger in Mass.
     
  28. day_trippr

    We live in interesting times...

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    The Game O' The Week is clearly Green Bay at Carolina.
    LV isn't showing the former much love with that 2.5, guess the blush is well off that rose ;)

    Meanwhile, the New England Patriots have an extra Bye Week.

    Date & Time Favorite Line Underdog Total
    11/5 8:25 ET At Cincinnati -10.5 Cleveland 46
    11/8 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh -4.5 Oakland 48
    11/8 1:00 ET At NY Jets -6 Jacksonville 42
    11/8 1:00 ET At Minnesota -2.5 St. Louis 39.5
    11/8 1:00 ET At Buffalo -3 Miami 44
    11/8 1:00 ET At New Orleans -8 Tennessee 47.5
    11/8 1:00 ET At New England -14 Washington 52.5
    11/8 1:00 ET Green Bay -2.5 At Carolina 46
    11/8 4:05 ET Atlanta -7 At San Francisco 44.5
    11/8 4:05 ET NY Giants -2.5 At Tampa Bay 47.5
    11/8 4:25 ET Denver -4.5 At Indianapolis 44.5
    11/8 8:30 ET Philadelphia -2.5 At Dallas 44

    Cheers! (-14? That's RESPECT right there ;))
     
  29. wobrien

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    Wow Dallas sucks
     
  30. motobrewer

    I'm no atheist scientist, but...

    Posted Nov 3, 2015
    yeah, you gotta account for things like "running hard" and "teh red one" analysis
     
  31. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 4, 2015
    still on that? weak
     
  32. WesleyS

    Banned

    Posted Nov 4, 2015
  33. Darwin18

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Nov 4, 2015
    Are you seriously shopping at Goodwill? I'm all for giving Hoppy a hard time but now I just feel bad for you.
     
  34. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 4, 2015

    What ev's. Boyz just poppin tags... and that is fckuin awesome

    http://youtu.be/QK8mJJJvaes
     
  35. WesleyS

    Banned

    Posted Nov 4, 2015

    So uppity
     
  36. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 4, 2015

    No, you're right... They BOTH absolutely suck.

    It's amazing how good an awesome D can make their QB appear.

    Just ask Hoppy.
     
  37. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Nov 4, 2015

    And racist
     
  38. HoppyDaze

    Supporting Member  

    Posted Nov 4, 2015
    [​IMG]
     
  39. bluemoose

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Nov 4, 2015
    Funny, you would think less drinking in the Bible Belt.
     
  40. bluemoose

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Nov 4, 2015
    I think we can all agree this is the only division win the Bills will have for some time to come.
     
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