Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Hah thanks

 

I can't wait to see Chad Johnson's arrest on "Hard Knocks" this week.

 

HBO had to do something to make that show watchable

 

I'll admit I've never watched that show and I have HBO. Zero desire to watch reality NFL.

 

He is the creepiest freakin dude in the whole league. I don't think ANY headline about Jim Schwartz would shock me... he could be busted for kiddie porn, cannibalism, snuff films... Anything... And I would just nod and think, "yeah... Not shocked".

I don't think I have ever seen him and NOT thought, "Wow, that dude is effin WAYYY left of center".


Ps. Logan Mankins has returned.

 

*sniff* Chad Johnson gets cut! *sniff*

 

I'll feel a WHOLE lot better about the offensive line if Brian Waters returns, too.

 

Preseason football really does suck. I mean it's okay watching your team and seeing what the rookies look like but whatever. I did still enjoy seeing LeMichael James in a Niner uniform. Also enjoyed this awesomeness while watching the game. A couple bottles of it actually. The best way to describe it is like a single IPA version of Pliny. Lower ABV and about 65 IBUs would be my guess. Super clean and crisp.

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/863/77648/

 

Lol. I hadn't seen much of him till that Niner Lions game, I didn't think much of him after that. He's a good coach, I mean he gave the lions a winning season, but seriously he's gonna have the same issue as Rex Ryan. Loves the nasty attitude and all but doesn't know how to control it. That teams got a ton of talent, they need to get their **** together.

 

Yes, that is a delightful beer. IIRC it was hopped all the way through with simcoe. Its interesting to hear vinny talking about the differences in the same hops from different farms...

Niners Suck. Justin Smith has anheuser busch tattoo.

 

Yeah, love that they're gonna do a series of beers like that.

Lol at that Deadspin article. The Niners are loaded, but yes, Alex Smith does suck. Kyle Williams, wow, he had me raging for a few weeks, but he is also explosive and is an excellent 3rd or 4th WR. Just please don't let him return punts. Lastly, I stuck it out threw Erickson, Nowin, and Singleturd so I'm gonna live up this team finally being good again.

 

Ducks are gonna win the Natty!

 

Thread is for real football you ****ing maroon.

 

Oh sorry, I didn't realize "real football" was the one with entitled, coke addicted rapists and wife beaters. You must really like that Fox robot thingy that dances before the commercials...

 

Don't talk about the SEC like that.

 

IIIIIIIIInternet Fight!

 

bravo! _o_

 

I will kick you in the NUTTS!!

 

How did LaMike do?

 

Lol. Fight!!!!!

 

I was just giving you a hard time. LeMichael did well. Not many touches, but he's obviously one of the fastest guys on the field in any game. In terms of Oregon, they should roll the Pac .... Umm, ... 12? Is that sounds weird. Stanford without Luck, USC the recruiting impacts of no bowls setting in.

 

USC was able to recruit fine the last couple years. Sweetheart deal to not lose scholarships until this year. They'll be playing in the championship.

 

Well I hope you're right. Though living in Cal country with my USC alum license plate might get my car keyed.

 

(yawn) college football blows. It's science. It's been proven.

 

I can't WAIT until the games start to count....

 

Not so fast my friend!

 

Can you kids take your Pop Warner talk to the "college football totally blows" thread? The adults are talking NFL.

 

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/obn...y-blows-trash-talk-thread-347609/#post4330187

 

I think it was the "JETS" season of Hard Knocks, they were talking about Mark Sanchez out of USC.... "He's just pissed off because he had to take a pay cut when he went pro."

EDIT: It was Joe McKnight, not Sanchez.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/19/ny-je...mcknight-usc-southern-california-hard-knocks/

"He's just mad because he's taking a paycut"

 

I ****ing love Oakland sometimes. Just bought a couple homeless guys a pint a gin(gotta do my part to help the less fortunate) then walk into a bar next door for 3 dollar lagunitas and dollar oysters.

 

Lol, bartender giving new guy a lesson on beers. "The IPA is definitely gonna be much sweeter than the others". I won't be asking him for recommendations.

 

"watch that fackin Wes Welka go!"

NE blows and the fans are 10x worse...

 

Must be real football team envy....How sad.

 

I'd love to give you elitist NE fans a sidewalk sandwich...

 

... but you're too busy sucking?

 

New England Patriots, the epitomy of the working class team.

Our motto is "do your job"

Elitist, sheesh!

 

I said NE Patroits fans are elitists, read the thread.

 

apparently working class can't spell, either.

 

I know you said fans. We're not elitist, we're just better than you!