Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

... have the Colts just won two games in a row? I don't know how the tiebreakers work, but are they now in a tie for last place, instead of being there all by their lonesome?

 

They are tied in the win column. The Queens and the Ewes each have yet to play this week. But yes, if everyone loses out from here, there will be a three way tie.

 

... I was saying that I don't know how the tiebreakers work for draft standing; is it division record that determines who gets the #1 overall pick?

 

I thought it was simply last overall playoff standings...

so... it would be Division record, conf record, strength of common opponents, etc etc... just backwards.

 

A Colt, a Ram and a Viking walk into a bar. I think we all know how that joke ends.

 

Does it end with a Packer doing 'roids?

 

I think it ends with them beating up the guy with the mutton chops and funny shirt.

 

It ends with Tom Brady taking off the sheep mask as Bellichick puts the camera down.

 

How DARE you speak ill of Mr. Brady!?!? HOW DARE YOU!?!?

You'll rot in hell!!!

 

Tiebreakers

• Strength of schedule for the previous season is the first tie-breaker for teams with the same winning percentage. The team with the lowest strength of schedule percentage wins the tiebreaker and picks ahead of all other teams with the same record.

• Divisional and conference records are the next step in the tie-breaking procedure.

• As a last resort, a coin toss is used to determine the order of selection for teams with the same winning percentage.


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Here's a list of teams in the AFC that scare me going into the playoffs:

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The team that scares me going into the playoffs?

The Pats. They could win it all, or they could give up 80 points and lose to the Houston Texans.

 

Pfft. Please Bird. That D has been SOLID for almost two full quarters. Kinda. I have zero idea what you are concerned with.

AND... Chung is back.

Liiiiiights out!!!

 

Chung is back? Good news. Go Pats.

 

I'm beginning to think you and moto are the same person.


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Consider yourself stabbed in the throat if we ever meet.

 

If you are moto you won't know which end of the knife to hold, consider me safe.

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Put the knives down it is the Holidays after all. Lol

 

too bad. i just saw a tv commercial that showed me how to hold one!

baahahaahhah!!

 

Man moto you are funny, who agrees with me?


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KC is going to run the table with their last 2 games making it 3 in a row. They'll be serious contenders to represent the AFC in the 2012 Super Bowl. Then, the Packers can get their revenge with their 3rd consecutive SB win. Romeo does win Coach of the Year though.

 

Patriots, you resting for the playoffs?

Ok, that's it. I gotta hit the road. I hate driving 5+ hours to cheeseville. Happy holidays everyone.

 

Nah, Brady just spent the first half surveying the competition.

And giving half of new england coronaries for Christmas...

 

Just sat down in front of the tv and am catching the last quarter of the Jets-Giants. What an ugly freakin' game. Yikes.

 

I agree...screw that!

 

Great win for the lions. They beat a team that plays hard in December, playoffs baby!

 

One and done.

 

So? The "mighty" Pats haven't won a playoff game in 4 years, it aint that easy to do, as you'll find out.


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What do I care about the Pats? I all am saying is that the Lions are gonna be one and done in the playoffs.

 

I guess that's why they play the games, or the Brewers would have won the world series.


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Ouch. Correct, but ouch. Thank you for rubbing salt in a still-open wound on Christmas...

Yep, time will tell. the Packers could be one and done too.

 

Stop the game!!!! Brees broke a record! So f'ing what. Just stupid!

 

It's always best to pay the odds...

 

One word. 49ers!! It feels damn good to see my boys in the play-offs this year. Do I think they'll go far? Hmmmmmm, probably not. I think they'll make it past the first game though. Whether they win or lose though, on Super Bowl Sunday I'll be rooting for whoever the NFC team is for one simple reason.....

AFC = THE SUCK!!!

Bwahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

 

Yeah, suck just like the Niners and that weak azz division.

 

Haters gon hate!!

 

going to the lions @packers game this sunday. Discount Double Check time baby!!!!!!!

 

Ugh. That commercial is sooooooo weak. But have fun at the game!

 

I'm jealous of you guys who actually live near Green Bay (even this time of the year). I'm stuck with two NJ teams to choose from if I want to go to a game.

 

Watched the Little Ceasars Bowl last night at BW3 with some Packer fans. I don't think packer fans have a mild setting...

Unfortunately we are going to be partying with other friends on game day, so we won't be able to trash talk each other. We'll be lucky if these other friends even have the game on.

WOOT! I just found out there is a chance the Lions will be playing the 49'ers in the first round! THERE IS HOPE!