Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

I guarantee, though, at least half the ESPN "experts" are going to predict the Tebows will win. Looks like the line is only 6-7 points.

 

prediction:

next week wildwest will rag on someone for not making a riskier prediction.


wait, this prediction wasn't risky enough!

 

Here's one with no risk, you were born a douche, and you'll die the same.

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While I don't condone the tone... he DOES have a point...

 

The tone here was very upbeat and happy when I typed that.

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pfffttt! way to go out on a limb on that one! what'd you get, like, 2:1 odds on that??? you aren't a man if the stakes aren't 9000:.001. just ask dataz

 

I covered on the seachickens -9.5 if anyone cares.

 

Well this is a relief.

Jennings expected to miss just 2-3 weeks with knee injury - JSOnline

 

Hey don't bring me into this.

 

C'mon, you have to admit - this is pretty awesome.



Zoltan Mesko and Danny Woodhead, kickin' it with Gheorghe Muresan.

EDIT: I'm pretty sure they're re-enacting a scene from Lord of the Rings. Woody's a hobbit, and Muresan's one of those giant talking-tree things. Not sure about Zoltan, though.

 

Wow - Mesko has exactly the kind of crazy eyes I'd expect from a guy with a name like that. And just how tall is he, anyway???

 

Mesko's a pretty big dude, at least as far as punters are concerned. He's like 6'5", 230.

He kind of reminds me of Kaiser.

 

Woodhead's like 5'6" right?

 

Tops.

Remember this from last year?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjEhEFBu-C4]Danny Woodhead as Modell's Employee Selling his own Reebok Jersey - YouTube[/ame]

 

My friend grew up with Steven Gregory of the Chargers. He brought him to a work party during the off-season. He's only like 5'9". A few of the people who don't know football (or enough about it to know a 5th DB from the Chargers), were literally laughing when they were introduced to him. They didn't believe him at all. He's a regular guy in attitude and size, so its hard to believe what he does when you see him in person.

I went to high school and played with Lewis Sanders (he had to spend his last years with you guys of course...). When we started playing, he was literally 5'6", 120lbs. He ran like lightning, but EVERYONE laughed when he said he was going to be in the NFL. He literally spent hours in the gym and definitely never did roids (at least not during high school). When he graduated, he was like 210, had a full college scholarship, and no one laughed at him anymore.

 

EDIT: I'm a dummy....

Just looked him up on ESPN.com. I was thinking the super tall guy was Mesko. Whoops!

Also, that tall guy's eyes look considerably less crazy when not looking at that picture on an iphone... Just sayin'.

 

Muresan kind of looks like a really, really elongated Frank Zappa.

 

Wow.

Guess someone isn't making enough money playing football. Kind of surprised this guy isn't playing for the Pack.

A thousand pounds of weed, per week, plus ten kilos of coke?

Why would you even bother playing football - I mean, that's clearly not your main source of income.

 

Cowboys rejects have killed the Bears.

 

Nah Bird... that's not surprising that it wasn't a Packer... Packers specialize in 'roids

 

I bet he got caught on the Patriots' "security" cameras.

 

Tebrew!

Coming to a tap near you: Tebrew | First-and-Orange

Getting sick of the whole Tebow craze.

 

I mean, that's more than a half-million bucks' worth of drugs (wholesale prices!) per week. Why on earth would you still risk your neck playing special teams?

 

I didn't know the Bears had wide receivers on their roster.

 

They're tough to spot behind the 'roid head Packer D...

 

Using a tale of woe about the Chicago Bears in order to get under the skin of a Packer fan is a far less effective than the Patriots secondary.

 

If "The Genius" would have stopped negotiating away all your 1st round picks over the years, your D could have been better. Thus you let GB nab Mathews at #26.

Bonus would have been the fat head poster in your basement as fappin' material. :cross:

(waits for the comeback that I set myself up for...)

 

Not Obnoxious, but ESPN Audibles is the best NFL program they got IMO. Dilfer is really good at this. Jerry Rice on the other hand...

 

'cause the Packer D is so lights out??

Besides, the Pats didnt want Mathews on the team, trying to deal roids to the rest of the team. Tommy has enough rage on the sidelines.

 

Lol!! But is asymptomatic to an empires demise.

 

This is kind of funny. I don't get to watch Denver get a beat down though unless I stay at the bar for 6 hrs (Packers not on local either)

Tim Tebow, Tom Brady - take your pick - ESPN

I think NE easily covers the 7 pts and Packers don't cover the 13.5. For some reason GB always sucks playing there.

 

Interesting:
Aaron Rodgers>Brady,Brees, et al.


Some more interesting stuff:

Better to be on Packers practice squad than starting for Vikings

 

Just wanted to drop my avatar in here.

 

Nice. I thought they didn't even start shipping until today. UPS email received today says mine is coming on the 19th.

 

Funny, you would think the Sunday night flex schedule would have the Pats at Denver.

 

Same thing with Pumbaa. Maybe they shipped by regions?

 

Agree. Don't know who is sunday night but this one would be huge ratings.

 

I got mine today also

 

Baltasnore at SanDefiasco

 

We were all expecting it to be flexed, but CBS didn't want to let it go.

Certain games each week they are allowed to protect and they did this week.