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Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Discussion in 'Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling' started by Cape Brewing, Aug 14, 2009.

 

  1. xsists

    Well-Known Member

  2. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Dec 8, 2011
    Nice beard
     
  3. DesertBrew

    Dirty blonde  

    Posted Dec 9, 2011
    Sigh, fine. GB defense sucked last year too until they needed to step up. I'm thinking they're like the honey badger who got bit by the cobra. They'll wake up when they need to. Just need to fix our two ailing LB's and post bail for the 3rd.
     
  4. DesertBrew

    Dirty blonde  

    Posted Dec 9, 2011
  5. Cape Brewing

    DOH!!! Stupid brewing...  

    Posted Dec 9, 2011
    Higher quality of paper, up to nine colors, unlike Packer pieces of paper MY pieces of paper CAN be resold... And my pieces of paper are less than half the price. It sounds like a no-brainer to me.

    LOL... I live the "its a pride thing. Cause ypu can be and NFL owner". LOL!! Keep thinkin that Cletus. I can picture this guy walking into Jerry Jones' office, "yip... I'm here to talk to that Jerry fella.. Owner to owner!"
     
  6. motobrewer

    I'm no atheist scientist, but...

    Posted Dec 9, 2011
    I would laugh at your jealousy if it wasn't so obvious and disgusting.
     
  7. Airborneguy

    Adjunct of the Law  

    Posted Dec 9, 2011
    We can vote to ban him from Lambeau Field at least.
     
  8. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Dec 9, 2011
    What, with your 5% voting rights?
     
  9. Airborneguy

    Adjunct of the Law  

    Posted Dec 9, 2011
    More like .005%... But still more than ANY Pats fan!
     
  10. punkrockdave

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Dec 9, 2011
    Man that is funny. Keep 'em coming.
     
  11. Bernie Brewer

    Grouchy Old Fart

    Posted Dec 9, 2011

    Well, Cape, here is something you can do with that piece of paper. As a shareholder you are eligible for a Super Bowl ring should the Packers win another one. You would have to pay for it, of course, but you could get one.
     
  12. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Dec 9, 2011
    What, so they can rape their gullible fan base for another couple thousand bucks?

    You can buy one right here, if you really think you want one. Starting bid's only $130 (buy it now for $230!)

    Not that wearing it would make you look like a douche of epic proportions.
     
  13. Dwain

    Well-Known Member

    Posted Dec 10, 2011
    You mean him or her?
     
  14. Bernie Brewer

    Grouchy Old Fart

    Posted Dec 10, 2011

    That is a copy. You could get the real thing. But as I said, you'd have to pay for it. I wouldn't personally do it, I know a helluva lot of guys that would, in a heartbeat.
     
  15. Bernie Brewer

    Grouchy Old Fart

    Posted Dec 10, 2011
    Smartass. :)
     
  16. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Dec 11, 2011
    Huh. He must have gotten them from Clay Matthews.

    I guess Wisconsin athletes must all stick together. Or stick each other. Is Andrew Bogut dirty, too?
     
  17. Bernie Brewer

    Grouchy Old Fart

    Posted Dec 11, 2011

    Don't know and don't care. Pro hoops is a joke. Don't follow it.
     
  18. motobrewer

    I'm no atheist scientist, but...

    Posted Dec 11, 2011
    or, more likely, anyone affiliated with the red sox in the last 10 years.

    looks like the only way NE can win is if they resort to dirty tricks. to be expected from billy
     
  19. bluemoose

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Dec 11, 2011
    Gronk sets the record for tight ends. He's on something, but it's not roids! Beast!
     
  20. Airborneguy

    Adjunct of the Law  

    Posted Dec 11, 2011
    I wonder the Red Sox got videography tips from the Patriots?
     
  21. AZ_IPA

    PKU  

    Posted Dec 11, 2011
    Watching the patriots "defense" is funnier than a MLB MVP testing positive for 'roids.
     
  22. AZ_IPA

    PKU  

    Posted Dec 11, 2011
    What a joke.

    I didn't realize "shoulder to the chest" = "forearm to the head."

    Only if you're Brady, I guess. :rolleyes:
     
  23. olllllo

    []-O-[]  

    Posted Dec 11, 2011
    The audacity of Fletcher's forearm to forearm contact. It's really going to discourage ballerinas into getting into NE football.
     
  24. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Dec 11, 2011
    Wow. They've said for years, Belichick's been looking for his next Mark Bavaro.

    Bavaro had 39 TD's in his career.
    Gronk's already got 25, in 29 games.

    They simply cannot stop that kid.
     
  25. AZ_IPA

    PKU  

    Posted Dec 11, 2011
    I know, right.
     
  26. Bulls Beers

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Dec 11, 2011

    Ah no..Wilfork just got called on a BS call. The ref's are a Friggin joke today..27 points from the redskins...I know we have a bunch of guys hurt on D, But WTF!!!!

    I need a beer...
     
  27. DesertBrew

    Dirty blonde  

    Posted Dec 12, 2011
    Glad this game isn't happening in Oakland. Someone wearing green would have got stabbed.

    Need an update on Jennings :(
     
  28. Bulls Beers

    Well-Known Member  

    Posted Dec 12, 2011
    This Broncos/Bears game is unbelievable.
     
  29. olllllo

    []-O-[]  

    Posted Dec 12, 2011
    49ers can't beat the Cards. Not impressed. Patriots squeak by the lowly skins. Not impressed. I'm only impressed by teams that beat playoff contenders by 25 or 30 or more points.
     
  30. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Dec 12, 2011
    Bears are playing scared sh!tless.
     
  31. DesertBrew

    Dirty blonde  

    Posted Dec 12, 2011
    So, Patriots. You gonna put a lid on this Tebow thing next week?
     
  32. AZ_IPA

    PKU  

    Posted Dec 12, 2011
    Tebow will probably throw for four hondo next week against that "defense."
     
  33. DesertBrew

    Dirty blonde  

    Posted Dec 12, 2011
    Sh!t, Jennings broke his leg!









    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P0yfq2wDvU]Greg Jennings (Broken Leg) scores on the saints - YouTube[/ame]









    (entertainment purposes only, for those who have not seen b4)
     
  34. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Dec 12, 2011
    Patriots are going to win by thirty.

    I'm much, much, more confident about playing the Tebows than I was against the Colts. I figures the Colts would lose, but probably by ~10 points.

    Denver, I don't care. It's now-or-never for the Pat's D. Bears were playing scared. Q4, they were giving Tebow forever in the pocket.

    It's time for Devin McCourty to prove that he's a Pro Bowler. It's time.

    Go ahead and mock, you'll do that **** anyway. **** you all, at this point I don't really give a flying ****.
     
  35. motobrewer

    I'm no atheist scientist, but...

    Posted Dec 12, 2011
    pffffbbbaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaahaaah!!!!!!!!!
     
  36. DesertBrew

    Dirty blonde  

    Posted Dec 12, 2011
    I'm hoping (and assuming) this game will be nationally televised. I can't wait to see a team with an offense finally play them! And we still have a date for the SB if you're up for it.
     
  37. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Dec 12, 2011
    I don't care, laugh.

    I haven't made a prediction like this all year.

    The last time I felt this strongly going into a game, was against the Vikings last season, when Myron Pryor pretty much ended Brett Favre's career.

    [​IMG]

    So, we'll see in seven days if I'm right again.
     
  38. Airborneguy

    Adjunct of the Law  

    Posted Dec 12, 2011
    I hope not.
     
  39. the_bird

    10th-Level Beer Nerd  

    Posted Dec 12, 2011
    I hadn't actually seen that picture before. Is taking a dump on the opposing QB a taunting foul?
     
  40. wildwest450

    Banned

    Posted Dec 12, 2011
    Way to go out on that limb. Didn't a decent offence (Detroit), hang 45 on them in their house? Score points and don't crap yourself on defense, it's not that tough.


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