Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

WOW!!! I had my choice of one game to go to this year and I think I picked right. Holy mother of god was that amazing.

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So last week they were horrible but now they are a top 5 team? If you are going to flat out make **** up then just stick with it, no need to go back on your story. Just take after cape, that way we can all just ignore you too.
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wtf?! bird!!! the dolphins are playing....without Orton! you SAIIIIDDDDD h'd be a dolphin!!!!!!!

what's going on!?!?!

 

Love this tune....

 

Man, There are soooo many F'n commercials...

 

uh, its halftime....

 

The phish are looking pretty damn good. This has been a surprising first week. Pretty good game so far actually.

 

Week One, especially after a lock out is going to tell folks just about zero about what teams are gonna look like (except the Colts. They're gonna baaaa-low)

 

I don't see the announcers on the field, but I am pretty sure Brady's cock is in their collective mouth.

 

It's the Ugg boots. They make him irresistible.

 

Haha. Looks like this one is sliding toward the inevitable. At least they made it a game.

 

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!!

wait that's neither surprising or a cause for anger

edit: i'm not THAT much of a masshole...

 

The dolphins suck so bar in the red zone. Wow. Not even one close shot all game.

 

That was pretty....So so pretty...

 

Pretty awesome... today, all the talking heads were talking about how the likes of Brady had never thrown for over 400 (ala Cam Newton). Well, I suppose that is an answer.

 

I've been singing that tune for five years. I just substitute Cape Brewing every time they say Chad Henne


99.5 yards!!!!!!

 

Did they show the total yards at 608 for the Patriots?? Wow!!

 

Effin Sparano has the sunglasses on during the post game press conf.

Whatta douchenozzle.

 

I was chuckling early in the game when they criticized Henne for holding the ball too long after the play action didn't fool anyone and then the Pats next series they had a busted play action play and Brady held it to just before the pressure got to him and made a completion. They were praising him for keeping the play alive and being "picture perfect". It was the exact same play they busted Henne out on but Henne didn't make the completion.

 

Doesn't want everyone to see his eyes to see how high he was after smoking all the weed that Ricky Williams left behind.

 

Taken from a Yahoo Sports story:

Sparano, while working in a Connecticut restaurant as a teen, lost his sight for nearly a month after hot grease from a deep-fryer accidentally splashed in his eyes. To this day, his eyes water excessively and are extremely sensitive to light. That is why he often wears sunglasses when others might not. It is why lights are rarely on in his office. The look happens to fit rather nicely with South Beach chic, come to think of it. And makes for easy jokes. But the look also reminds that Sparano seeing at all might be what some would even consider a miracle.

 

Bro if you want to have a serious football discussion then start a thread for one. This is for obnoxious smack talk? Or did I click on the wrong thread?

The Steelers still have more trophies than everyone else. It can't be debated.

 

Eh meant to quote a previous post. I think you all can figure out who I am responding to.

 

typical steelers fans.

didn't you just get BLOWN OUT today? you're 0-2 in your last two games. just sayin'.

 

Blown out? Yeah. We are 0-1 if you are keeping track. We won the previous 3 games. They dont count and the SB was last season. Irrelevant to this season.

 

Steelers blow. Oh, and Sparano is a douchenozzle for wearing sunglasses ar night.

 

Really disappointing performance by Brady. What was he thinking on that interception? Jeez, better lower my expectations for this season.

 

It was a seven o'clock start and the game ended WAY after dark. It was NIGHT time.

 

Did anyone notice Jaws dropping the "s bomb", then apologizing for it an hour later?

I hope he gets fired for apologizing.

As far as the game goes, I saw two Michigan quarterbacks throw all over two supposedly good defenses.


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Hi-larious. Just dropped it casually into conversation, like he was just watching film with someone before the game. Didn't even seem to notice. Had to confirm with my wife (who was sitting in the office, half-listening to the game, "Did Jaws just say what I think he said?"

 

My wife and I were watching when he did it. I asked if she heard it and she said no, and didn't believe he did it. I 'm glad his "buddies" didn't give him up immediately. Apoligize and move on. I mean if Sheph Smith can say her neighbors want to give J-Lo a blow job, this can't rank.

 

Absolutely nothing, NOTHING, beats *this* slip of the tongue....

 

That's tremendous...

I bet you if that that slip of the tongue was actually correct, Moto would have it all on video

 

So what does everyone think of Denver's situation? While I realize Neck Beard is the better pure passer and is probably better at reading defenses, I just don't think he will ever be a winner. He looked awful in what I saw of last nights game and the highlights of the rest of the game didn't look any better.

Tebow may have a crazy delivery, but so do a bunch of HOF quarterbacks. I would be more excited about Denver making some noise with Tebow at the helm. Neck Beard just looks like a backup QB to me.

 

You just can't have that slow of a delivery and have any success in the NFL. It's like a wide receiver who might have great hands, but runs a 5.2 40. Tebow's going to take a ton of sacks because he can't get rid of the ball in time, and you're giving cornerbacks way too much time to break on the ball.

It's one thing to be unorthodox, if you can still get rid of the ball in time. You look at the QBs who have had success in the league, they get the ball out of the pocket quickly.

 

I didn't watch much of that game, but it didn't look like he had much time to throw. He is 21-10 as a starter though.

Great qb's aren't that easy to come by. I believe he's more "servicable" than Tebow is. It also doesn't help that the defense stinks.

Looking at the game stats, he was sacked 5 times and they had 38 yards rushing in the WHOLE game. They have way bigger problems than their qb. I actually hope they start Tebow, it may teach their stupid fans a lesson.

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They *should* start Tebow. At halfback, or tight end.

 

As are the rings the rapist has. Except for the ringing that is still probably hearing from Sunday.

Damn, I missed it.

They both blow.

Tebow could make a great TE probably.

 

nice going Denver fans...booing the quaterback on the field as he's attemping a game winning drive. Dumbest fans in all of sports...except Boston and Dallas fans of course.